Kobe Quotes

[LkrFan]

How bout your father, Mono, ya ever get a glimpse of his package?

[Thebesteva]

LOL Kobe...he also didnt use a condom...smart guy

[rayjayjohnson]

You've nary room.

Your Neal raped as well.

Ive got plenty of room tho, none of my boys raped like your Kobe

[BlackSwordsMan]

''We'll be there in June''

Let us proceed

[monosylab1k]

"When I asked if I could in her face, she said no"

"That's my thing, not always, I mean, so I stopped"

"I said um, give me a blow job, um, and then....kiss it.....she gave me a blow job."

"Whatever I need to do without making this thing become public, I will do man. I don't care what it is man, I will do it"

"I asked if I could in her face and she was like no um, I thought she was cool, you know, I stopped. I stopped pumping..."

"I'm nervous right now my hands are shaking"

"She wasn't that attractive"

"I jerked off when she left"

"I should have done what Shaq does. Shaq gives them money or buys them cars, he has already spent one million dollars"

"She didn't bleed, did she?"

tbh

[AchillesHeel]

tbh

Kirby snitching on Shaq was the funniest part.

[Michael Jordan.]

[Buddy Mignon]

Kobe Bryant's career will be defined more by how he lost than how he won when it's all said and done. only true basketball fans will realize this. i think from a talent perspective, he's as good as Jordan ever was, but he was/is/always will be an immature little and mentally weak. i've said it before: when the ship is supposed to sail, he's an incredible captain, but when it's supposed to sink, he's the first one to abandon ship. Jordan lost repeatedly for the first seven seasons of his career, but he took it like a man.Kobe, in his team's three craptacular season spanning from '04-07, he was jumping ship by the end of it, throwing his team and his fans under the bus, in what culminated in completely giving the game away in '07 versus the Suns in the playoffs. the fact that Laker fans are still on still on this guys jock after getting thrown under the bus, and not on not on Gasol's, makes them about as much as this guy's little as that ho that he butt ed in Denver.

Boy... you said a mouth full in this one.