Yes they are very forward out there. A couple of them once joined our campsite at Pedernales Falls and would not take the hint to "shoo". But I guess we were boring enough that they found a better place to hang after the first day.No, I just happen to live out in the hill country.
The deer have somewhat become pets, as I feed em all the time (it's almost a petting zoo), but one of the little bas s got ballsy and came at me when I was putting the food down; one right hook later, and one of the most bizarre sounds and stumbles I've ever seen or heard from an animal, and I was left asking myself: "WTF!?! That just happened?"
But I asked about the petting zoo because a couple of years ago I had to punch a deer once who kept sticking his head under my blouse and trying to eat it from the inside
Do you feed them like this?No, I just happen to live out in the hill country.
The deer have somewhat become pets, as I feed em all the time (it's almost a petting zoo
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"eat it"?Yes they are very forward out there. A couple of them once joined our campsite at Pedernales Falls and would not take the hint to "shoo". But I guess we were boring enough that they found a better place to hang after the first day.
But I asked about the petting zoo because a couple of years ago I had to punch a deer once who kept sticking his head under my blouse and trying to eat it from the inside
Under the blouse? I've heard some creative (some might choose the word "sick" but who am I to judgeYes they are very forward out there. A couple of them once joined our campsite at Pedernales Falls and would not take the hint to "shoo". But I guess we were boring enough that they found a better place to hang after the first day.
But I asked about the petting zoo because a couple of years ago I had to punch a deer once who kept sticking his head under my blouse and trying to eat it from the inside) stories involving peanut butter and pets, so what did you find that works for deer; corns not much of an adhesive.
Seriously though, it was the damnedest thing. I usually just toss some corn out in the mornin' or whenever they're out and about and they do the same thing every time: scatter when I approach and immediately come back when the foods down and go to town. But when I went over to put the second cup of food down this newer dear charged me like I stole his women (these deer look so much alike, how's he gonna hold that against me? But I digress . . .). Naturally I did what any person would do, I defended myself -- apparently deer have temples too and when you connect with a quality right hook, they lose their equilibrium just like people. I'm not sure how you cons ute a knockdown with deer to determine a 10-8 round ... his knee/elbow/joint(s) definitely touched the ground, though, and he was visibly and audibly shook.
I'd say Blackjack walked away with a TKO.
No, but if I start drinking early enough ... I'm thinking breakfast for 20.
Yes, once he got his head under my blouse he chewed on it, from the inside. Crazy.
Oh no, peanut butter?? I don't even want to imagine what that is all about!Under the blouse? I've heard some creative (some might choose the word "sick" but who am I to judge
But my adventure did not require additional bait or adhesives; the natural sweetness I exude was all it took
define "it". Please
define "it". Please
errrrr........Oh no, peanut butter?? I don't even want to imagine what that is all about!
But my adventure did not require additional bait or adhesives; the natural sweetness I exude was all it took
It=the blouse.
Got ya.
Noted.Oh no, peanut butter?? I don't even want to imagine what that is all about!
But my adventure did not require additional bait or adhesives; the natural sweetness I exude was all it took
And the peanut butter wasn't anything I've tried ... well, technically speaking, with a ... [you better leave this one alone, Blackjack. This could tarnish your image more than what you did with that animal on the couch] well, what I was trying to say is that there are some sick people on this planet and it's good to know that a fine poster like yourself didn't and would never resort to such inappropriate and shameful behavior. [Nice save, 'Jack. Keep it moving and you should be fine. Reputation intact!]
Sunshine and lollipops, mrsmaalox. When you exude that, nothing else is required.
Thank ya, dear! Had me sweatin' . . .
Aww, you shouldn't call your women "animals"
I don ... I mean, you're right. I shouldn't call my "women" animals. [mrsmaalox just saved your sweet, virgin ass, Blackjack.]
Good call, mrsmaalox!
Hey, good lookin'.
I can't believe you punched a deer!!!
It was self-defense. That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
Should I start a gardening thread, to help raise the bar????????
Does on your knees and hoe references cons ute gardening?
I'm sure that'd raise a bar but I'm not sure about the bar.
That's a big 10 - 4 good buddy!!!
Fak! Thou gaffe from the boozer I dae believe it's where I was. Had a tad of barney rubble with the yobs, bunch of gingers gettin on me arse which left kicked out of the pub. I got to thinking bout me life and asked myself: Why is it that me vomit taste better than ninety percent of the salmon canyon thou find?
Toodle pip!
Nothing else matters today.
indeed
If there's an emergency, they better call 911.
it starts at 2 am in france, thanks god it's a holy day tomorrow. I won't be waiting the next evening to see it.
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