Real Women

[SpursWoman]

I'm not insinuating anything. I'm saying it.

You are professing how awesome the orgasm is. One would assume that you've taken some donkey punches yourself. And for a guy who was complaining in the other thread about not being able to get with a girl you like, maybe you should get to get to first base before advancing to Donkey Punching.

Nah, that was better.

[ObiwanGinobili]

I'm not insinuating anything. I'm saying it.

You are professing how awesome the orgasm is. One would assume that you've taken some donkey punches yourself. And for a guy who was complaining in the other thread about not being able to get with a girl you like, maybe you should get to get to first base before advancing to Donkey Punching.

[Shelly]

I have honestly never heard of Donkey Punching. And I don't think I want to know more.....

[SpursWoman]

I have honestly never heard of Donkey Punching. And I don't think I want to know more.....

[Mixability]

a guy who pulls a donkley punch is a guy who will never get in the backdoor again.
why would he screw up what most likely took him months of begging/convincing to get?



idiot.

it's weird, some girls are all about saving their "ass" for marriage and others are all about giving it up? i guess different girls all have a preferred "sacred" spot.

[Guru of Nothing]

Start with the Dirty Sanchez, see how it goes... then move to the next level.

I think chicken-choking and monkey-spanking come after donkey-punching

[SpursWoman]

I think chicken-choking and monkey-spanking come after donkey-punching

I think so, too.

[David Bowie]

Are you sure that Donkey-punching doesn't equal the fetish for getting punched in the balls?

[SpursWoman]

Are you sure that Donkey-punching doesn't equal the fetish for getting punched in the balls?

That's exactly it ... I think whoever was describing to him how it all works left off the last, and most important part.

[ObiwanGinobili]

it's weird, some girls are all about saving their "ass" for marriage and others are all about giving it up? i guess different girls all have a preferred "sacred" spot.

for the record I saved everything for marriage.
and some things have yet to be "given up"

[Mixability]

for the record I saved everything for marriage.
and some things have yet to be "given up"

you were married at what age? and you've been married for how long? some things? as in plural? i can think of one thing you might have still saved, but the others?

[ObiwanGinobili]

and who the saves there ass for marriage?
you'd think thye'd be giving out the ass and saving the rest..........

i remeber seeing some 20/20primetimeliveworldnewstonight thingy that was talkign about the prevelance of anal sex amungst virgins in catholic country's like Brazil, Peru and Argentinia and how many of these 'virgins' caught aids.

[batman2883]

Ha ha ha i never complained about not gettting a girl i always get my girl..i have no problems in my game. And no i have never had any person come near my exit only door ma'am but thanks for asking

[batman2883]

I learned about donkey punches from watching a Carlos Mencia show at the rivercenter comedy club, he explained it all

[SWC Bonfire]

i remeber seeing some 20/20primetimeliveworldnewstonight thingy that was talkign about the prevelance of anal sex amungst virgins in catholic country's

That's what immediately sprang to mind...not the "other way around", both literally and a turn of phrase.

and how many of these 'virgins' caught aids.

OOPS!

[ObiwanGinobili]

you were married at what age? and you've been married for how long? some things? as in plural? i can think of one thing you might have still saved, but the others?

i was married at 18(and 22 days) i've been married for almost 7 years.

and it's plural becasue I have yet to do every freaky thing out there. which I'm learning via the internet that there seems to be a never ending list of freaky ..............

[batman2883]

I just like throwing yall off your topics, i have succeded so many damn times, im good

[ObiwanGinobili]

you actually help keep this thread going.
so

any topic that gets talked about is a good topic.
unless its a topic about GiG or GiG's or GiG's skills or Gig's volleyball.

[batman2883]

well i try, but i only post when im at work from 8-5 so yall have to do without me till the morning comes

[Mixability]

and who the saves there ass for marriage?
you'd think thye'd be giving out the ass and saving the rest..........

i remeber seeing some 20/20primetimeliveworldnewstonight thingy that was talkign about the prevelance of anal sex amungst virgins in catholic country's like Brazil, Peru and Argentinia and how many of these 'virgins' caught aids.

i've dated a girl that saved their mouth, one saved her ass, one saved her vagina.....

crazy reasons as to why too! at least i never dated one who saved everything. whew

[batman2883]

ha ha ha ha i dont know if i was with Jessica Simpson i probably would have waited......

[Mixability]

ha ha ha ha i dont know if i was with Jessica Simpson i probably would have waited......

i doubt she would save it for your donkey punching ass!

[batman2883]

HA HA HA i bet she would have turned really freaky afterwards though....besides after that first night i would hope for a divorce what better way to get her to end the marriage?

[Mixability]

batman2883, i don't know how "loose" your women are or how small your johnson is that you have to punch a girl in the back of the head to "tighten them up", but you might not want to admit it on the internet

[batman2883]

lol my johnson is like a baby's arm gripping an apple........ha ha haha (thats from king arthur) and i never said i donkey punched anyone i just thought it would be a funny subject for the day....