Instead of swapping glasses, they could swap prosthetics...
He couldn't afford her.
Instead of swapping glasses, they could swap prosthetics...
Batman prepping to step out Friday night.
Oooo, nice tie.
Is that a clip-on?
If I ever lose a leg I'm going with the wooden peg.
I think it's lame when people put shoes on fake legs.
I saw a guy with a fake leg that put those fake tribal tattoos from the vending machine on it.
I saw a guy with a fake leg that put those fake tribal tattoos from the vending machine on it.
That's a brilliant idea.
I would've never known it was fake other than the fact that he swung his leg around when he walked.
That's a brilliant idea.
You sure he wasn't a zombie?I would've never known it was fake other than the fact that he swung his leg around when he walked.
Well, in order to be a zombie, he must be undead and to be undead, you must've been dead before that. And based on the fact that I would kill myself too if I had a tribal tattoo, that's a definite MAYBE.
The guy in that picture is actually a famous tap dancer.
Oh, that's just rich.
You let a possible zombie JUST WALK THE AWAY and didn't do a damn thing about it.
So now, what about the sharks?
Being undead and all they won't have the need for oxygen and they could all start beaching themselves. Granted, lack of decent appendages will restrict their mobility on land somewhat, lessening their threat to the general populace, but if we go on boats to get away from the zombies, and there's all these zombie sharks about, NOW WHAT THE DO WE DO EINSTIEN?
Shoog worked with him when he was a Zigfield girl.
I will have a suitable witty reply as soon as I stop laughing.
What's a Zigfield girl?
The Google-fu is weak with this one it is.
What you could have been if you had been born in 1890.
I think she does that because subconsciously, she likes being the straight man.
Are you insulting me?
Except I don't think there was ever a 6'9" Ziegfeld Girl.
Well then THAT explains why Midge has been wanting to be hit by it.
Heavens, no. I don't want to get stabbed.
My lighter has just been stolen.
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