Free Quattro Razor (5)

[ATRAIN]

I found this.

I wonder if he ever paid.

LOL

[peewee's lovechild]

i just sharted

Was it smooth like penut butter, or did you lay a solid?

[ATRAIN]

Was it smooth like penut butter, or did you lay a solid?

did it make that shart noise?

[FreeMad Dan]

I hate you!

WHYYYYYYY?????????

Just kidding

[ATRAIN]

WHYYYYYYY?????????

Just kidding

Don't worry silver he already had to pay it back to the toilet gods!!

[FreeMad Dan]

Don't worry silver he already had to pay it back to the toilet gods!!

Yeah...it was nasty

[Silver21_Black20]

I forgot how much I love Big Mac's.

[batman2883]

It Was Like Chunky Monkey

[midgetonadonkey]

What about the Big Mic from McDowells?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

Was it smooth like penut butter, or did you lay a solid?

if it was solid i would hope you would've had time to actually go to the restroom. i think sharting cons utes spray action.

[CuckingFunt]

I found Jesus. Just now.

I gave myself to Jesus.




But now he never calls.

[peewee's lovechild]

I gave myself to Jesus.




But now he never calls.

Same here.


ing bas .

[Melmart1]

I gave myself to Jesus.




But now he never calls.

Never give yourself out on the first date. Even to Jesus. He won't respect you in the morning.

[peewee's lovechild]

What about the Big Mic from McDowells?

[peewee's lovechild]

Never give yourself out on the first date. Even to Jesus. He won't respect you in the morning.

Is there something you want to tell us?

[CuckingFunt]

Never give yourself out on the first date. Even to Jesus. He won't respect you in the morning.

I know that now.

But I how could it be wrong to trust a guy who went around healing the sick and turning water into wine? How was I to know the miracles were all just party tricks and ploys to get into my knickers??

[peewee's lovechild]

I know that now.

But I how could it be wrong to trust a guy who went around healing the sick and turning water into wine? How was I to know the miracles were all just party tricks and ploys to get into my knickers??

Jesus turned water into wine for one reason, and one reason only . . . to get chicks sloppy drunk so he could have his way with them.

He was the origninal wedding crasher.

[batman2883]

May The Force Be With You

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I met her at the mercado, she was buying avocados
Man, she really turned me on
She reached for my pepper, I grabbed her tomatoes
I knew, it wouldn't be very long

She went to the mesa, I grabbed my cerveza
I got the onions and lemons
The way she looked at me, I could clearly see
It wouldn't be very long

Guacamole, GUACAMOLE, Guacamole, GUACAMOLE
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.
Guacamole, GUACAMOLE, Guacamole, GUACAMOLE
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.

She headed for the line, we fell in right behind
Man, she sure looked good to me
She reached for her money, I said "Wait a minute, honey!"
"I believe, this one is one me."

So we got in my pickup, we started to backup
We headed on down the road
We went to mi casa, tortillas de masa
And made guacamole all night long

Guacamole, GUACAMOLE, Guacamole, GUACAMOLE
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.
Guacamole, GUACAMOLE, Guacamole, GUACAMOLE
We'd be makin' guacamole all night long.

[midgetonadonkey]

Since I can't talk about he Spurtalk favorites...

Who wants to buy a dell?

[midgetonadonkey]

I got a Dell Computer for sale.

[NASpurs]

Does it come with a bucket?

[NorCal510]

hey midge u

[Jesus]

I gave myself to Jesus.




But now he never calls.

Thank God for caller ID.

[TheQuattro]

What's up?