Sup?
I just hook myself up to a morphine drip at night and let the pretty orange parakeets fly me away **head hits keyboard**
Stupid. Ibuprofen (Advil) thins your blood just like acetaminophen (Tylenol) - the only reason Tylenol is worse is that if you OD on it in the short or long term it s up your liver.
, I was supposed to be ignoring ashbeeigh. No more lapses, I promise!
My tummy hurts
Sarcasm Jess.
Your sarcasm is lame and not funny. So what's the point?
Dammit, I ed up again.
My car's engine went out on the way to give that girl a hamburger ... it all to
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ing slow ass AAA
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ing 50 dollar tow
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ing the cop who pushed my car outta the way leaving a mark
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ing my friend driving off when I got back from putting gas in his car
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That sucks.
Who's that girl?
She's an old friend who has a thing for me ... but the feeling isn't mutual. She asked me to bring her food on her lunch break over at the Citibank HQ and my car's engine went to .
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ing Kori messing up my string of profanity laced rants
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Man, thats a long ass way to drive for someone you don't like.She's going to get the wrong idea.
I'm a very good friend to have. A couple of years ago I put a 1000 dollar payment for a car she wanted because she wouldn't have enough saved for another 3 months and she needed transport to work/school.
Have you met Duff? I'm sure you two would be good friends.
Damn dude, nice job. I've lent money to friends in the past too, but never near that much.
Sounds like it's time for her to pay for a new engine for your car.
What's really funny is that after the tow truck driver dropped me off, his truck started hemorrhaging oil and smoking. He needed to call another tow truck out to get him.
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I'm actually grateful. If that had happened during the day time in immense traffic I woulda been ed royally. It happened on a pretty much desolate stretch of 1604 and it probably couldnt of happened in a better place. The problem woulda happened at some time and it's best it happened tonight.
But still...
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