This is true.
It's just the accuracy of those answers that you have to worry about.
Shove a carrot up your ass and gay up to your situation in life!!!!
Boy, you'll find that the world of alchohol will give you more answers than a 10 year relationship with a shrink will ever give you.
This is true.
It's just the accuracy of those answers that you have to worry about.
Ok, I'm going to just ignore the first half of that post.
I don't see a shrink, currently. The last one I saw was actually my senior English teacher (he taught psych as well, and is a practicing psychologist), and I liked him. I look for answers in life itself.
According to JAMA (Journal of the American Medical Association, or some like that), alcohol helps with the distribution of the medicine in question.
Soooooo, let's drink some.
That is defeatest talk, son.
I say, all that.
Jack Daniels and Johnny Walker will give you the answers you seek.
So will Mr. Budweiser and his mistress Shiner Bock.
What can I say, I'm a thinker. , I probably think too much.
Shove an eggplant up your ass and forget about this thinking bull .
Let Jim Beam do the thinking for you.
You won't regret it.
Look at me, I'm a well adjusted adult citizen.
I owe it all to the Anheiser-Bush family.
They have saved me.
Nah. I'll pass, despite the fact that your suggested course of action would, undoubtedly, be easier.
it.
Then just shove an ear of corn up your ass.
I meant the alcohol, not sticking produce up my ass.
God damn I want fast food tonight.
I very, VERY rarely eat that , but all of a sudden I want some.
If you have to do fast food, avoid the golden arches. That 's emergency rations only. Go to BK, Wendy's, or something like that.
I hate McDonald's. I'll have a hankering for a 6-piece McNuggets every coupld of years or so, but otherwise you couldn't pay me to eat there.
What I really want is Jack in the Box, but the closest one is about a fifteen minute drive one way and that many calories just isn't worth the drive. I'll probably either make a salad, or get take out from the kebab place.
Listen to the boy Funt.
Mickey D's is evil.
Just don't do what the boy does though, shoving endives up his ass and what not.
Damn...you just played the JAMA card...i don't believe it...
"Cheese, meat, cheese, cheese, meat, and that's it!"
Kebabs are cool.
But be wary of Middle Easterners making them.
They could be lacing the kebabs with anthrax or some crazy like that.
Probably a good call. Oh, balls, that reminds me. I need to buy more ramen.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.Damn...you just played the JAMA card...i don't believe it...
Still, there's no denying the wisdom of JAMA.
The Ultimate Cheeseburger is a grease-laden gift from the Gods.
Don't go shoving those noodles in your person.
You need to stick to produce.
Of course, alcohol will solve this problem.
Never underestimate the periodical access of library employees.Damn...you just played the JAMA card...i don't believe it...
Can you....you know, stop with the produce? And in any case, I eat those noodles.
By the truckload.
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