"Do you know what foreplay is? No? Good! Neither does el Guapo."
this midget is a funny guy.
i like the chicen pot pie too.
"Do you know what foreplay is? No? Good! Neither does el Guapo."
cough ugly cough
I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed bread for my saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandwich.
dont eat a sandwich
I like not being able to read NorCal's posts.
He just doesn't understand. However, sometimes, I don't know if I understand either.
I understand you have dirty feet.
I didn't understand you that time, sorry.
Your feet are dirty.
And you let Keda pee on you.
I'm so ing pissed that's in the original quattro. Y'all turned a "Let's get a drink at sonic after bowling," into something sexual. All because the er didn't get his damn cherry at the bottom of his drink.
When did the pissing take place? After Sonic I'm assuming.
And by cherry I mean maraschino cherry, the kind you put on top of ice cream.
And by ice cream, which i'm sure yu'll misintrepret, I mean like Blue Bell, from Brenham, ice cream. The kind you get at HEB.
Did he take a dump on you too?
I cannot stand to have my feet dirty. I do not like walking bare foot outside.
I like walking around with dirty socks.
with holes ?
Of course.
you know I always put holes in the heels of my socks AND I tear the crotch of my boxers. I think I'm still growing
i found one remaining six pack of winter lager at the liquor store
it was only 6 ing bucks
im trying to save it for special occasions but i can't resist..
but today is a special occasion
Celebrate the beautiful day the Lord created.
I asked the dude to please check if they had any more winter lager left, and he said they had a case of it somewhere....i almost got a hardon cuz i didn't know it came in cases, so i said yeah get me that too...he was gone for 10 minutes and came back empty handed
I knew it was too good to be true
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