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  1. #2551
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    Im staring at my co-worker Jessica's sweet ing ass right now. She's bending over trying to unjam a printer.
    there's nothing like office allation. there are these two here that always show ample, and i mean ample amounts of cleavage everyday.
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  2. #2552
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I like the Big Lebowski a lot, but I'm failing to see how that works as a reference.
    "Shut the up, Donny!!!!!!!!!"
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  3. #2553
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    there's nothing like office allation. there are these two here that always show ample, and i mean ample amounts of cleavage everyday.
    interesting ...tell me more
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    Believe. TheZackAttack!'s Avatar
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    there's nothing like office allation. there are these two here that always show ample, and i mean ample amounts of cleavage everyday.
    sweet bas thats awesome. I work with mostly a middle aged group, but we get the cutest tempts!
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    the three of you that responded. You were supposed to say something about my crossed eyes. You are failures.

    I really was going too however Ive been coming up with ways to fix that I and I GOT IT!! Its Involves Ashbeeigh, a Horse, PEEWEE, A Chainsaw Dildo with no Lube, and Volunteers to perform A Series of Donkey Punches on Ashbeeigh!! We will Fix that Crosseye YET!!


    ANY VOLUNTEERS?
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    sweet bas thats awesome. I work with mostly a middle aged group, but we get the cutest tempts!
    I wish we could trade their pictures to each other like basetball cards
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  7. #2557
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    interesting ...tell me more
    it's funny. they both work in the same department-advertising. both early 30's. both have kids without the i've-had-a-kid body. anyway, they always copy each other. one chick bought a black rx-8. the other bought a white rx-8. one had short hair and dress a little revealing. the other one cut her hair and started to it up. one chick is very well endowned. the other one got a job, then she got them bigger. insanely out of proportion to the rest of her body, but still quite nice. plus she has freckles. <shivers> then the chick that was already blessed with a nice rack gets them enhanced. they're starting to set real nice, but she had no business messing with them. i'd say they both show about 2 to 3 inches of cleavage a piece every single day. i can't take hanging out in their office too long. i start to imitate ron burgundy in that famous office scene.
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  8. #2558
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    I wish we could trade their pictures to each other like basetball cards
    i'll work on that.
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    it's funny. they both work in the same department-advertising. both early 30's. both have kids without the i've-had-a-kid body. anyway, they always copy each other. one chick bought a black rx-8. the other bought a white rx-8. one had short hair and dress a little revealing. the other one cut her hair and started to it up. one chick is very well endowned. the other one got a job, then she got them bigger. insanely out of proportion to the rest of her body, but still quite nice. plus she has freckles. <shivers> then the chick that was already blessed with a nice rack gets them enhanced. they're starting to set real nice, but she had no business messing with them. i'd say they both show about 2 to 3 inches of cleavage a piece every single day. i can't take hanging out in their office too long. i start to imitate ron burgundy in that famous office scene.
    I love it when women show cleavage to get attention
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    I love it when women show cleavage to get attention
    the one that got the double implants does it for attention, but the one that didn't need implants just does it. it really doesn't matter what she wears. she just oozes sex appeal. hopefully you know what i'm talking about.
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    I really was going too however Ive been coming up with ways to fix that I and I GOT IT!! Its Involves Ashbeeigh, a Horse, PEEWEE, A Chainsaw Dildo with no Lube, and Volunteers to perform A Series of Donkey Punches on Ashbeeigh!! We will Fix that Crosseye YET!!
    lame.
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  12. #2562
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    hopefully you know what i'm talking about.
    Jolly Good Old Chap
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  13. #2563
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    I really was going too however Ive been coming up with ways to fix that I and I GOT IT!! Its Involves Ashbeeigh, a Horse, PEEWEE, A Chainsaw Dildo with no Lube, and Volunteers to perform A Series of Donkey Punches on Ashbeeigh!! We will Fix that Crosseye YET!!


    ANY VOLUNTEERS?
    I'm game.

    I once cured a girl of her cross-eyedness by ing her up the ass.

    True story.

    I'm not even ing around.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    So, does anyone here have news on Atrain's vagina wort??

    You know, the one on the left labia.

    Is it gone?

    I'm quite curious about this.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    im hungry. i wish it were back in olden times and i could just go kill a bird or something and put it over a fire. this es look pretty dumb to me... i could probably just club one with a book or something.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    im hungry. i wish it were back in olden times and i could just go kill a bird or something and put it over a fire. this es look pretty dumb to me... i could probably just club one with a book or something.
    I wish it were back in the olden times and I could just have sex anywhere I wanted and I could also and piss where I stand.
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    im hungry. i wish it were back in olden times and i could just go kill a bird or something and put it over a fire. this es look pretty dumb to me... i could probably just club one with a book or something.
    I wish it were back in caveman times and I could just club a chick on the head and take her back to my cave
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    I wish it were back in the olden times and I could just have sex anywhere I wanted and I could also and piss where I stand.
    what are you in jail? I do that now
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    what are you in jail? I do that now
    They tend to frown on that in a library.

    Who would have known?
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    They tend to frown on that in a library.

    Who would have known?
    sounds like Midge ruined it for you
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  21. #2571
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    sounds like Midge ruined it for you
    Yea, he did.

    He even ruined public masturbation for me.
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  22. #2572
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    Yea, he did.

    He even ruined public masturbation for me.
    haha
    I just pictured him doing the scene from Super Troopers when he had the radar gun and was choking himself
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  23. #2573
    Iron Butted Warrior ORION's Avatar
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    Yea, he did.

    He even ruined public masturbation for me.
    speaking of ...girls can do that so easy. I wonder how many actually do it
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    oww. I poked myself in the eye while typing something. I think I may have to get it amputated.
    Get what amputated??

    An eyeball would be removed, not amputated.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    speaking of ...girls can do that so easy. I wonder how many actually do it
    A) It's not that easy

    B) There's a lot of moaning that goes along with that activity, which can be very hard to stifle and/or mask
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