Free Quattro Razor (10)

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm willing to wager the house and ranch that The Mel missed me.

I know ATRAIN/Ashbeeigh missed me because he/she kept sending me picture messages of his/her mangina/vagina.

[ATRAIN]

I will e-kick her ass!!

Vbookie it!!

I got the rest of my vbookie on sil

[Mister Sinister]

Stop with your veiled attempts at trying to get to my cornhole.

It's making me uncomfortable.

ing 1/2 .

Why would I try to get to your cornhole? I have an aversion to black holes.

[Melmart1]

I got the rest of my vbookie on sil

Yeah, I would bet the farm on SB too.

[ATRAIN]

I'm willing to wager the house and ranch that The Mel missed me.

I know ATRAIN/Ashbeeigh missed me because he/she kept sending me picture messages of his/her mangina/vagina.

wtf lol its talk like that that will get you uninvited to hang out with my sisters teacher friends(they do go to san antionio often)

[peewee's lovechild]

So ... you get laid and yet you are jealous of me supposedly flirting with Adrian? You can't have your cake and eat it too.

"Some lovin'" doesn't imply that I got laid.

I just put that in because alcohol and food must be accompanied with sex. It's a law in some countries.

[peewee's lovechild]

I got the rest of my vbookie on sil

You will lose it all, cheese.

[peewee's lovechild]

wtf lol its talk like that that will get you uninvited to hang out with my sisters teacher friends(they do go to san antionio often)

Your sister and her friends will have the time of their lives with me.

Once you have had The PeeWee, nothing else will do.

[peewee's lovechild]

Yeah, I would bet the farm on SB too.

I really don't want you to loose all that money.

[Melmart1]

"Some lovin'" doesn't imply that I got laid.

I just put that in because alcohol and food must be accompanied with sex. It's a law in some countries.

Nice backtracking, but I don't see a denial in there.

Now, the only question is ... since she was from the Valley, how many teeth did the lucky lady have? My money is on four total.

[peewee's lovechild]

I just farted and it smelled like menudo and barbacoa.

[peewee's lovechild]

Nice backtracking, but I don't see a denial in there.

Now, the only question is ... since she was from the Valley, how many teeth did the lucky lady have? My money is on four total.

My mother said she was nice lady and that she would be welcome in her house any day.

Then she went to a curandero and had a curse placed on her.

[Melmart1]

My mother said she was nice lady and that she would be welcome in her house any day.

Then she went to a curandero and had a curse placed on her.

Your mother asked a witch to put a curse on your toothless ? Hasn't she already been through enough, having sex with you?

[Melmart1]

Dayum, I guess it was my turn to kill the quattro The Funt will be so pleased it wasn't her for once.

[Melmart1]

Speaking of which, I hope the Funt had a safe drive home. If I had to drive 7 hours through holiday traffic with MY sister, there might be bloodshed.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Actually, I'm just trying to finish a story.

[peewee's lovechild]

Your mother asked a witch to put a curse on your toothless ? Hasn't she already been through enough, having sex with you?

She gave the best blow job in the world, no teething or anything.

She will be remembered with great fondness.

[peewee's lovechild]

Speaking of which, I hope the Funt had a safe drive home. If I had to drive 7 hours through holiday traffic with MY sister, there might be bloodshed.

I would like to have a 7 hour drive with you and The Funt.

[batman2883]

whassss happenin!!!

[batman2883]

no country for old men sucked the balls!!!!

bee movie was hilarious

and resident evil extinction pissed me off!!!

[peewee's lovechild]

I saw American Gangster and it wasn't all that bad.

[Melmart1]

I don't remember the last time I went out to the movies. I just wait for it to come on HBO, or watch my sister's bootleg copies she buys from some dude at work.

[CuckingFunt]

I assumed it meant it got tangled on the hairy crotches of her clients. But I could be wrong.

My first assumption, to be completely honest, was that ashbeeigh was referring to a pearl necklace. So, you can see why I was initially so confused about its tangling.

[ATRAIN]

My first assumption, to be completely honest, was that ashbeeigh was referring to a pearl necklace. So, you can see why I was initially so confused about its tangling.

LMAO

[CuckingFunt]

Did you ever consider that maybe that's why they show up unannounced at your doorstep?

Ding ding ding!!