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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Have you ever had the Sam Adams chocolate beer? That is the worst beer ever. Even worse than Guiness.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Speaking of alcohol, tomorrow I am going to a birthday party and I need to figure out what bottles to go buy. Any suggestions? I have a craving for so many I can't decide.
    Patron.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    A friend of mine bought a chocolate beer once but I don't know what bran it was. But it was nasty, though. Blechhh! I always buy the Sam Adams sampler and drink that really dark beer last. By the time I get to those two I have had ten beers and I don't care what the last two taste like. Cus they are nasty if you drink them before you are already half drunk.
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    e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0 MannyIsGod's Avatar
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    Hefeweizen is good . Its the only beer you should have citrus fruit for.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    He doesn't drink tequila. And the little hole in the wall bar we are going to sells setups, so tequila prolly wouldn't be good. I don't want to mix it with soda.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    Did you have to swallow for the ticket or were you permitted to spit?
    No, one of my roommate's friends just said "My mom always has extra tickets...do you and Jessica want some for Saturday's game?" So she went to her car and got two for us.
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  7. #2632
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    No, one of my roommate's friends just said "My mom always has extra tickets...do you and Jessica want some for Saturday's game?" So she went to her car and got two for us.
    So your roommate's friend's mom swallows. Got it.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    you're beautiful
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  9. #2634
    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    Ashbeeigh, the company you keep live such sordid lives, yet you are such a.............joke.
    Why is this, and what do you propose to do about it?
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    Damnit...I wish I had some freakin' NyQuil...ugh!!!
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    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    Damnit...I wish I had some freakin' NyQuil...ugh!!!
    Are you sick, can't sleep or just looking for a cheap head change?
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    .... Silver21_Black20's Avatar
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    Are you sick, can't sleep or just looking for a cheap head change?
    Sick, with allergies or a cold and I can't sleep.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    A legendary bisexual. Not even Jesus could eat better pussy than Melmart.
    This is the kind of comment that goes ignored when I'm not around. What a shame.
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    Runrunrunawaybaby ashbeeigh's Avatar
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    So your roommate's friend's mom swallows. Got it.
    If that's how you want to twist it.

    Ashbeeigh, the company you keep live such sordid lives, yet you are such a.............joke.
    Why is this, and what do you propose to do about it?
    You all twist my painfully boring and uneventful life into ajoke. I will overcome it one day.
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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    My cleavage is obscene today, very unprofessional. I should've known better.
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    TTIWWP.
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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    My cleavage is obscene today, very unprofessional. I should've known better.
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    Manure Ginobili Mixability's Avatar
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    My cleavage is obscene today, very unprofessional. I should've known better.
    You wore J Lo's green dress to work today?
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    Hedo Layup Drill ShoogarBear's Avatar
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    Sounds like you should be working in ORION's office.
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    My cleavage is obscene today, very unprofessional. I should've known better.
    My cleavage is under control today, but it's ing freezing and my nipples won't go away.
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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    My cleavage is under control today, but it's ing freezing and my nipples won't go away.
    Trying to smuggle pencil erasers from company stores are we?
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    My cleavage is obscene today as well.
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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Obscene cleavage is an oxymoron.
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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Maybe not in midge's case though...
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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    He must be taking those meds for an inflamed prostrate that I saw the commercial for yesterday. It was said that one of the side effects is swelling of the boobs.

    Or maybe Midge just looks like Colin Montgomery.
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