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[peewee's lovechild]

AND that font was at least size 3.

You should be quaking.

She's lucky I didn't go with a size 5 on that.

[Melmart1]

That was all done in jest.

Everybody knows that. You do it intentionally. You do it to hurt.

I am no hypocrite.

IF I was even flirting (which I wasn't), then I would not be doing it to hurt anyone. I am damned tired of your antics. You are worse than a woman. There is a reason I have only messed around with women and not been in a relationship with any.

[peewee's lovechild]

"And the colored girls go, do-dodo-dodo-dodo . . ."

[Melmart1]

IF I was even flirting (which I wasn't), then I would not be doing it to hurt anyone. I am damned tired of your antics. You are worse than a woman. There is a reason I have only messed around with women and not been in a relationship with any.

And leave it to a MAN to remind me what those reason are.

[CuckingFunt]

That was all done in jest.

Everybody knows that. You do it intentionally. You do it to hurt.

I am no hypocrite.

I have every intention of staying out of this one, but...

If more than one person independently notices the same behavioral trait, perhaps it's time to accept the possibility that they're not just imagining things.

[peewee's lovechild]

IF I was even flirting (which I wasn't), then I would not be doing it to hurt anyone. I am damned tired of your antics. You are worse than a woman. There is a reason I have only messed around with women and not been in a relationship with any.

I'm not a woman.

"I'm a man.
I'm a man who discovered the wheel and built the Eiffel Tower out of metal and brawn.

That's what kind of man I am.

You're just a woman with a small brain.
With a brain a third the size of us.
It's science."

[peewee's lovechild]

I have every intention of staying out of this one, but...

If more than one person independently notices the same behavioral trait, perhaps it's time to accept the possibility that they're not just imagining things.

The whole world is against me, apparently.

[Melmart1]

The whole world is against me, apparently.

[CuckingFunt]

The whole world is against me, apparently.

Oh please. The world isn't against you.

I'm actually quite fond of you, despite your antics.

[peewee's lovechild]

Oh please. The world isn't against you.

I'm actually quite fond of you, despite your antics.

You lie.

Your constant jabs at me have led me to believe that you would prefer to see me lying face first in a pool of blood as a dog pissed on my back and wild coyotes ate my ears off, fighting off the badgers that are busy trying to rip my scalp of as violent squirrels eat my ass cheeks off.

[peewee's lovechild]

[Silver21_Black20]

I will put a boot up your ass.

Your rectum won't function for at least two weeks.

I don't think your short, chubby leg can reach my ass.

[CuckingFunt]

You lie.

Your constant jabs at me have led me to believe that you would prefer to see me lying face first in a pool of blood as a dog pissed on my back and wild coyotes ate my ears off, fighting off the badgers that are busy trying to rip my scalp of as violent squirrels eat my ass cheeks off.

My constant jabs at you? I'm the only ing person in here who doesn't constantly throw jabs at you.

[Melmart1]

You lie.

Your constant jabs at me have led me to believe that you would prefer to see me lying face first in a pool of blood as a dog pissed on my back and wild coyotes ate my ears off, fighting off the badgers that are busy trying to rip my scalp of as violent squirrels eat my ass cheeks off.

Well, at least they will have food for the entire winter.

[CuckingFunt]

The most I ever do is comment/joke about the fact that you're a horny prevert.

Which you are.

[peewee's lovechild]

I don't think your short, chubby leg can reach my ass.

It would get lodged in there.

My boot would get stuck in there for all of eternity. You would become a scientific anomaly. Scietists would study your ass for decades and marvel at the perservative qualities of your rectum.

When you die, the boot will be surgically removed and placed in a museum for all to see how well perserved it has remained, protected by your rectum.

[peewee's lovechild]

My constant jabs at you? I'm the only ing person in here who doesn't constantly throw jabs at you.

You hate me and you must admit it for all to see.

I have only given you diamonds and perls. You constantly sling mud at me.

I have yet to understand this particular treatment.

[peewee's lovechild]

Well, at least they will have food for the entire winter.

ing squirrels.

I see them.
I see them eyeing my ass as I walk past them to my apartment.

Those ers are evil.

[Melmart1]

You hate me and you must admit it for all to see.

I have only given you diamonds and perls. You constantly sling mud at me.

I have yet to understand this particular treatment.

I think you need some testosterone injections, stat!

[peewee's lovechild]

The most I ever do is comment/joke about the fact that you're a horny prevert.

Which you are.

I am not a pervert, well not really.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think you need some testosterone injections, stat!

I have more testosterone in one ball sack than the entire nations of Latin America combined.

I could father another Earth if I wanted to. that, I could father a planet the size of Jupiter if I wanted. I'm just too lazy to do it.

[CuckingFunt]

You hate me and you must admit it for all to see.

I have only given you diamonds and perls. You constantly sling mud at me.

I have yet to understand this particular treatment.

You must be so bound and determined to see this that you've created it as a figment of your imagination. I've been sticking up for you for months.

[Silver21_Black20]

It would get lodged in there.

My boot would get stuck in there for all of eternity. You would become a scientific anomaly. Scietists would study your ass for decades and marvel at the perservative qualities of your rectum.

When you die, the boot will be surgically removed and placed in a museum for all to see how well perserved it has remained, protected by your rectum.

Ok . . . this isn't funny. I am very fond of my ass. Leave it outta this.

[peewee's weewee]

I have more testosterone in one ball sack than the entire nations of Latin America combined.

I could father another Earth if I wanted to. that, I could father a planet the size of Jupiter if I wanted. I'm just too lazy to do it.

It would be nice if you would use some of that testosterone and get us some pussy, you lazy bas !

[peewee's lovechild]

Ok . . . this isn't funny. I am very fond of my ass. Leave it outta this.

That ass will be introduced to my snake skin boot!!!

You probably won't feel a thing, but it will be there nonetheless.