Free Quattro Razor (7)

[Mixability]

I saw a couple pay with the Lone Star card at HEB and then step into their Navigator sittin on some 20's.

I'm betting it's probably co-signed by their Mom.

[CuckingFunt]

When I was in 8th grade, the person who took over control of the drill team booked us for a parade in Compton. Before the parade started, we were practicing our routines in a parking lot that was empty except for one beat up, broken down, rusted out frame of a 1980's Cadillac (the model with the ugly slanted back and continental kit) up on blocks. One of the girls accidentally bumped into the car, barely touched it, and the LOUDEST ALARM IN CREATION started going off. Eventually some guy ran out of a house down the street and started screaming at us for damaging his Caddy.

Funniest ever.

[sa_butta]

I don't know what pisses me off more, "hood rich" cars or the 4 cylinder "racers".

Its funny to see a 4 banger beat out a 8 cylinder beast though.

[ORION]

this is one is strict an accounting auditor she stays in there. i don't dare surf for porn here. i can't believe people that do.

I remember this one dude was searching for penis enlargment stuff and this one girl was emailing this one guy telling him I'm going to leave my husband because I love you blah blah blah and then emails her husband saying I love you we will be together forever

[Mixability]

Its funny to see a 4 banger beat out a 8 cylinder beast though.

No, I'm not talking about legit 4 cylinders, I'm talking about Kia Sephias and POS Civics who have nothing but a wing and a Folgers can on their tailpipe.

[CuckingFunt]

I remember this one dude was searching for penis enlargment stuff and this one girl was emailing this one guy telling him I'm going to leave my husband because I love you blah blah blah and then emails her husband saying I love you we will be together forever

I'm amazed by how often you still hear stories about people who haven't yet figured out that can be read by someone else.

[Mixability]

I'm amazed by how often you still hear stories about people who haven't yet figured out that can be read by someone else.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I remember this one dude was searching for penis enlargment stuff and this one girl was emailing this one guy telling him I'm going to leave my husband because I love you blah blah blah and then emails her husband saying I love you we will be together forever

that reminds me when I worked at a hotel and this dude left his penis pump in the room. the housekeepers found it after he checked out. he called us later and wanted us to mail it to him. i think it stayed in the same place for a week before someone decided to mail it to him. eeeeeeshh

[ORION]

that reminds me when I worked at a hotel and this dude left his penis pump in the room. the housekeepers found it after he checked out. he called us later and wanted us to mail it to him. i think it stayed in the same place for a week before someone decided to mail it to him. eeeeeeshh

At least I ..I mean HE got it back

[mrsmaalox]

that reminds me when I worked at a hotel and this dude left his penis pump in the room. the housekeepers found it after he checked out. he called us later and wanted us to mail it to him. i think it stayed in the same place for a week before someone decided to mail it to him. eeeeeeshh

, one time my husband and I went out of town and left one of his employees house-sitting. When we returned I found a penis pump in my dishwasher!!! The guy denied it till the end. I ended up tossing it in a box bound for Goodwill.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not in to cars.

I'm more into s and ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, that's just me.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm not in to cars.

I'm more into s and ass.

I'm fond of all three.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

, one time my husband and I went out of town and left one of his employees house-sitting. When we returned I found a penis pump in my dishwasher!!! The guy denied it till the end. I ended up tossing it in a box bound for Goodwill.

oh damn. that's hilarious.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

I'm not in to cars.

I'm more into s and ass.

cars will lead you to s and ass.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

to me, a well built car is equally appealing as a well built woman. they both can drain you of cash, but it feels good to be in them.

[ORION]

cars will lead you to s and ass.

This is true .....I've seen the map

[peewee's lovechild]

cars will lead you to s and ass.

That's strange, I've never needed to use cars to land me some ass.

But, hey if you need a crutch . . .

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm fond of all three.

I'm fond of s and ass in the back seat of a car.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is true .....I've seen the map

[CuckingFunt]

Is it possible to blow your nose so much that it just falls off?

[Viva Las Espuelas]

That's strange, I've never needed to use cars to land me some ass.

But, hey if you need a crutch . . .

I'm fond of s and ass in the back seat of a car.

what a

oh, and stay away from those wine coolers this weekend.

[peewee's lovechild]

what a

oh, and stay away from those wine coolers this weekend.

I'm an ass because I've gotten laid in the back seat of a car?

I never implied that I needed a car to get some ass. You, however, did. Exactly what are you trying to compensate for?

Anyway, I'll drink a wine cooler to toast your virility.

[peewee's lovechild]

Is it possible to blow your nose so much that it just falls off?

It's sucks when kleenex starts to chafe against your nose. It's supposed to be soft, but after a while . . . it's like sand paper.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Is it possible to blow your nose so much that it just falls off?

"Cocaine is a of a drug!"!