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  1. #2676
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    if i were midget i would jack off into the boss's coffee
    I've spit in my supervisor's hamburger and her Coke on two separate, non-consecutive occasions. Also, today I blew my nose in a napkin and wiped the contents on the door knob to her office.
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    Remind me never to work with the Midge.
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    She was arguing with me about our policy of not looking up books call numbers for students that came in. She said her students need help with it and that I should be willing to help them. I told her it was against our policy to do so and she told me I was uneducated and the reason I worked in a library was because I didn't want to learn anything more than I was supposed to. I told her and I quote, "Go yourself, I have a degree and the reason I don't tell you stupid ass students how to look stuff up is because if they had good enough professors they would be able to look stuff up on their own. And if you have a problem with our policies you don't have to use our facilities ever again." She didn't know what to say to that and walked out. She called my supervisor about it and she had a talk with me. It was only a verbal reprimand.
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    Remind me never to work with the Midge.
    You can work with me and be cool but never try to get me fired. That's when the is on.
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    lol
    dude why do you work in the library
    you should be like manny trying to start a mexican revolution or something
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    I would never try to get the Midge fired. He would be an endless source of entertainment on the job. Every job needs their foul-mouthed alcoholic employee.
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    If I worked with the midge we would play craps every day behind our supervisor's back and take turns making busty students feel uncomfortable
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    Damn right. I say the word more than anyone else I work with.
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    I would never try to get the Midge fired. He would be an endless source of entertainment on the job. Every job needs their foul-mouthed alcoholic employee.

    ours got sent to Safe P. for his 4th DWI
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    uups stups! Cant_Be_Faded's Avatar
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    I took 2 phat painkillers and finished my sixer of Winter Lager but luckily i found yet another sixer of WL at an overpriced liquor store

    HE

    IS

    THA

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    KILLAH
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    How does this winter lager taste? Compare I, son?
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    timvp you know if CBF puts it in his sig, he feels strongly about it

    like gwar, chode bloading, ramonce taylor, tony parker


    Dude its the best beer i have ever tasted in my entire life on this planet

    the six packs are getting rarer in rarer as the winter draws to a close, but i still find some here and there....can't describe the taste but you have to try it at least once until its gone for 8 months
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    Is this beer walmartable? I might be heading there in a sec and will look for some SAWL.
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    Probably not. If you are going Wal Mart I suggest some Wicked Ale.
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    Is this beer walmartable? I might be heading there in a sec and will look for some SAWL.
    There's some of that Negra? Modelo beer that you like in the refrigerator.
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    Is this beer walmartable? I might be heading there in a sec and will look for some SAWL.


    Actually yes, tell me how much it is in San Antonio too....i drove to a Plano walmart and it was ~6.50 and that was a uva good deal here... ing _allas
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    Sam Adams Spring seasonal is a "White Ale" which is basically a Boston version of Blue Moon Belgian Ale, pretty damn good, as far as that kind of beer goes, but Winter Lager puts it to shame.

    There is a Sam Adams Double Bock that is 8.8% alcohol I have been wanting to try but can't find it anywhere.....my coworker and I are going to go in on a home microbrew kit and try to double bock our own , make some ultra heavy brew
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    There's some of that Negra? Modelo beer that you like in the refrigerator.
    But CBF has never had black model beer in his sig.

    Winter Lager

    Sounds hearty.
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    easily a top 10 speed metal song in speed metal history
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    But CBF has never had black model beer in his sig.

    Winter Lager

    Sounds hearty.
    "This rich and hearty lager is brewed with flavorful es such as cinnamon, orange zest, and fresh ginger. The character and complexity of Winter Lager add warmth to a winter evening, and is a welcome complement to any holiday table. "

    straight off the bottle

    not to scoff the nigra, that is good too

    but WL is my current love affair
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Negro Modelo is good . I've never had Sam Adams Winter Lager before but I can bet Negro Modelo is better than that. It is great brew.
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    Heartiness is always the most important aspect of any quality lager.

    BRB.
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    Timvp should also purchase a 24oz Mississippi Mud Black and Tan. It is good .
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    Good stuff.
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