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  1. #2676
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    It's sucks when kleenex starts to chafe against your nose. It's supposed to be soft, but after a while . . . it's like sand paper.
    I ran out of kleenex a long time ago. I'm working on a roll of toilet paper now.
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  2. #2677
    Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Viva Las Espuelas's Avatar
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    I never implied that I needed a car to get some ass. You, however, did. Exactly what are you trying to compensate for?
    you obviously come up with 3 when you put 2 and 2 together.
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  3. #2678
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    you obviously come up with 3 when you put 2 and 2 together.
    Yep.
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  4. #2679
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    I ran out of kleenex a long time ago. I'm working on a roll of toilet paper now.
    Toilet paper is sand paper compared to kleenex.

    When I was a kid, I used to wet the toilet paper so it wouldn't hurt as much. It wasn't a very good idea, but I convinced myself that it felt better.
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  5. #2680
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    I always wanted to have a threesome with Teela and Evil-lyn.
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  6. #2681
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    Toilet paper is sand paper compared to kleenex.

    When I was a kid, I used to wet the toilet paper so it wouldn't hurt as much. It wasn't a very good idea, but I convinced myself that it felt better.
    If I don't get my together soon and go to the store, I'm going to be left with nothing but paper towels.
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  7. #2682
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    Maybe banging the Sorceress would be the best thing.
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  8. #2683
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    If I don't get my together soon and go to the store, I'm going to be left with nothing but paper towels.
    Paper towels???

    That's like using a chees grater!!!
    , go to the store.
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  9. #2684
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    My fantasies have always involved actual people.
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  10. #2685
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    Paper towels???

    That's like using a chees grater!!!
    , go to the store.
    I'm going to. I just don't want to, dammit.
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  11. #2686
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    My fantasies have always involved actual people.
    What can I say???
    I was a horny little er as a kid.
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  12. #2687
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    I'm going to. I just don't want to, dammit.
    You've got to!!!!

    You will scrape the skin off your nose with the paper towels!!!
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  13. #2688
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    I was a horny little er as a kid.
    Your use of the past tense confuses me.
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  14. #2689
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    Your use of the past tense confuses me.
    Well, I guess there's still a part of me that wants that.
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  15. #2690
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    Your use of the past tense confuses me.
    Regarding the "was" part or the "kid" part?
    (sorry peewee! )
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  16. #2691
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    Regarding the "was" part or the "kid" part?
    (sorry peewee! )
    Both.
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  17. #2692
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    Maybe banging the Sorceress would be the best thing.
    Oh Like Conan did and he made her blow up
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  18. #2693
    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    I had a feeling that was the case.
    Just wanted complete clarification.
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  19. #2694
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    Is it considered bad form to call into work and tell them that you won't be in due to lack of interest?
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  20. #2695
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    Regarding the "was" part or the "kid" part?
    (sorry peewee! )
    Dude, what the ??
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    Is it considered bad form to call into work and tell them that you won't be in due to lack of interest?
    I'd like to know their response to that.
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  22. #2697
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    Oh Like Conan did and he made her blow up
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  23. #2698
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    Is it considered bad form to call into work and tell them that you won't be in due to lack of interest?
    Generally, yes.

    The better question is: Do you give a damn?
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  24. #2699
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    No offense.
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  25. #2700
    You give great headache. Condemned 2 HelLA's Avatar
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    Generally, yes.

    The better question is: Do you give a damn?
    Technically no I don't, but now the powers that be have implimented a "point system" for attendance, and if enough points are ac ulated, termination can be pending.
    Hence, my dillema:
    keep my source of income or give into my need to be inebriated........
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