Free Quattro Razor (11)

[O-Factor]

I always laugh when you come in here for no reason other than to harass me when I have repeatedly turned you down on your offer of a date.

I had forgotten about that dellusional, yet hysterically funny retort you like to throw out. Hey a piece of advice.... Stay off drugs. They kill brain cells and make you not understand the concept of sarcasm.

[Melmart1]

You turned down O-Factor for dates, Mel?

Yeah, but he is obsessed. He can't help himself. I feel sorry for him. But if I dated everyone who I felt pity for I would be dating peewee.

[Melmart1]

Aw, LLL NO!!!!!! They just eliminated my favorite one from Project Runway

[CuckingFunt]

Aw, LLL NO!!!!!! They just eliminated my favorite one from Project Runway

Careful, missy.

[Melmart1]

Careful, missy.

Dita Von Teese would get done. Multiple times. She wouldn't get out of bed for days.

[CuckingFunt]

Dita Von Teese would get done. Multiple times. She wouldn't get out of bed for days.

Agreed.

Not even Marilyn Manson could ruin her.

[Viva Las Espuelas]

No, I'm sorry I asked.

I don't give a .

likewise

[Viva Las Espuelas]

i see it's another BreastFest in here.

[mrsmaalox]

I didn't.

Whoa,that was a good one!!!!

[LaMarcus Bryant]

So, I know I've been hardcore absent from quattro for a while now, but now also Melmart and Ashbeeigh are PeeWee's internet es now too or what?

I'm confused.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Dita Von Teese would get done. Multiple times. She wouldn't get out of bed for days.

The things I would have done with her hair, eyes, nose, mouth, neck, chest, arms, midrift, hips, thighs,

yeah
she was pretty hot

[ashbeeigh]

Melmart and Ashbeeigh are PeeWee's internet es now too or what?

I'm confused.

I'm nobody's .

[Melmart1]

So, I know I've been hardcore absent from quattro for a while now, but now also Melmart and Ashbeeigh are PeeWee's internet es now too or what?

I'm confused.

peewee will lust after anything with a snatch. that doesn't make me his .

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Well i Know CF bows down to the shlong of PW in every possible way now, but I was just wondering if that new quattro rule applied to ya'll as well. I'm glad it doesn't.

So what's shakin???? Melly are you going to the Clippers game Saturday before christmas????

[Melmart1]

Well i Know CF bows down to the shlong of PW in every possible way now, but I was just wondering if that new quattro rule applied to ya'll as well. I'm glad it doesn't.

So what's shakin???? Melly are you going to the Clippers game Saturday before christmas????

I hadn't planned on it, no. I am sure I will be a broke messican for the rest of the month after Christmas.

[Melmart1]

I think I am supposed to take my nephew to a hockey game sometime soon, though. He doesn't want to go to a Spurs game. Sacrilege! But, LaMarcus will be happy to know that he has turned into a UT fan.

[LaMarcus Bryant]

Lame. I was hoping to have a beer or two with my chonga homegirl Melly
Dude we'll never hook up for a beer if we don't before the clippers game

[ShoogarBear]

Just kidding.

I talked to his representatives and he came out of surgery just fine.

His representatives? His ing representatives?

[ShoogarBear]

His representatives? You mean there are people who hang around with him? By choice?

He must mean La Migra.

[ShoogarBear]

Yeah I'm a social smoker too.

Cigarettes that is.

I should pull a midge and post a picture of cancerous lungs.

[Melmart1]

He must mean La Migra.

This reminds me of the fact that he lives in Alamo Heights. How the did someone from Brownsville get to be an 09er? I figured one of his neighbors would have called La Migra by now.

[ShoogarBear]

Ah, . Brain freeze from Starbucks drink.

Aren't you supposed to be in Minnesota?

[jman3000]

"Let her in. She has some nice ties"

[jman3000]

i loved those guys.

[CuckingFunt]

Well i Know CF bows down to the shlong of PW in every possible way now

'Scuse me?

CF bows to no one.