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[midgetonadonkey]

We swam.

[Marklar MM]

My dogs like to have sex.

[CuckingFunt]

I grew up in LA where there's raw sewage floating in the ocean. Me no likey swimming at beaches.

When I grow up, I want a pool that overlooks the ocean so I can stay clean not get stuck with floating needles.

[midgetonadonkey]

One time my cousin had diarrhea and in the public pool. It was shut down for three days after that. Everyone was pissed off at her.

[Fillmoe]

you are like 30 something aint too much growin up left.....

[midgetonadonkey]

Is Fillmoe a wigger like that Norcal guy?

[Marklar MM]

Fillmoe and Norcal are tight...butt buddies.

[CuckingFunt]

When I was about 15 or so, I was hired as a lifeguard over the summer and was supposed to help teach the little kids how to swim. Job only lasted a few days, because I couldn't stop freaking out about why the kiddie pool was so much warmer than the regular pool.

[CuckingFunt]

you are like 30 something aint too much growin up left.....

Since when am I 30 something? I'm 28.

[midgetonadonkey]

Where the is Trainwreck?!? I need a ing cool .gif. What the ? Is he mad? Did we bust his balls too hard? Is he still a virgin? I want to know these things.

[dougp]

Dude, are you obsessed with Google or what?

google owns you ... ultimate tool

[CuckingFunt]

Hey, Midge, is Mario still necro-banging Peach while Luigi's spinnin'?

[midgetonadonkey]

I admit I love Google as well but damn, take it easy with the links and pics.

[Fillmoe]

Since when am I 30 something? I'm 28.

well i thought you were 30 something..... my bad.... your ass still aint got much growing up left....

[midgetonadonkey]

Hey, Midge, is Mario still necro-banging Peach while Luigi's spinnin'?

yeah. He's spinning the baby making music.

[CuckingFunt]

well i thought you were 30 something..... my bad.... your ass still aint got much growing up left....

But I wanna be a Toys 'R Us kid!

[dougp]

I admit I love Google as well but damn, take it easy with the links and pics.

wtf, you expect me to post with substance?

[CuckingFunt]

yeah. He's spinning the baby making music.

Luigi pimps out dead princesses and provides the music. That's pretty hardcore, right there.

[midgetonadonkey]

Luigi is the man. His mustache owns Mario's mustache. Plus he jumps higher in Super Mario Bros 2.

[ashbeeigh]

Enigma needs to go to bed.

[CuckingFunt]

Looks almost like Luigi's spinnin' pizzas. If he's getting music off a large pepperoni pie, that's even more hardcore.

I think I may want to have Luigi's mustachioed abortion.

[Marklar MM]

[dougp]

Enigma needs to go to bed.

actually, I do ... how the did you know that? and it's a lowercase e

[midgetonadonkey]

I have 2 gerbils in my ass.

-Horry

[Marklar MM]

Well we're just a wet dream for the web zine