Free Quattro Razor (5)

[Richard Cranium]

I'm real tired today for some reason.

[midgetonadonkey]

I like beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

Most kinds of beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm not picky.

[midgetonadonkey]

I had some Shlitz.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is terrible beer. ing disgusting.

[midgetonadonkey]

But, it did the job.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start my own beer company.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to call it Olde Spanish "700".

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to out due the Old English company and sell 48oz bottles.

[midgetonadonkey]

It will have a bull fighter on the label.

[midgetonadonkey]

I wonder if that business would be profitable.

[midgetonadonkey]

It would be nice to try it but I don't have the start up capital.

[midgetonadonkey]

I need to find me a rich man.

[midgetonadonkey]

A tall man, with green eyes and tanned skin.

[midgetonadonkey]

That's the only way.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know why more beer companies don't put food coloring in their beer. Sometimes I'm in the mood for red beer.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sometimes orange. It all depends.

[midgetonadonkey]

I enjoy eating ice.

[leemajors]

I enjoy eating ice.

me too.

[Flea]

I'm gone how long and this thread is still going on?

[Sapphire]

You can get a free quattro razor at the UTSA bookstore while supplies last. Public Service Announcement.

[Silver21_Black20]

I was driving to work this morning and a bird flew into the top of my windshield. I heard a loud "thud" and saw him, in my rear view mirror, spin around and land on the ground.

[Trainwreck2100]

murderer

[Flea]

I was driving to work this morning and a bird flew into the top of my windshield. I heard a loud "thud" and saw him, in my rear view mirror, spin around and land on the ground.

What is up with the birds?

On Tuesday a bird flew into my car while I was taking my daughter to soccer practice and the very next day another one flew into my car right off 410. I killed two birds in two days! I was hoping it wasn't some kind of bad omen.