Thank you, Spurs, Mr. Stern

[Strike]

If you haven't seen an example, then either you have a bad memory, are lying to yourself, or haven't watched many basketball games in the last decade.

So prove him wrong. Prove us ALL wrong.

[sabar]

Uh ohs, google.com is down, NBAisDead now has no escape.

[ChumpDumper]

Experimenting through debate. Must I explain everything to you?

Why would any scientist who wasn't a lying giant tell the subjects what the experiment was before even beginning?

[NBAisDead]

You said you were a scientist here to experiment on Spurs fans. So you are lying again? Have you told the truth once? Really, the more you fail to explain how any part of this is actually unfair, the more I enjoy the fact that the Spurs beat the Suns and there really isn't any legitimate gripe to be made about the series.

I'm not LITERALLY a scientist. you. Haven't you ever heard of a figure of speech?

[SpurCapita]

Experimenting through debate. Must I explain everything to you?

I think that most of us understand that you're just an idiot that's trying to have some fun by pointlessly egging on an opponent's fans. But trust me, we're having WAY more fun than you.

[sabar]

Haven't you ever heard of a figure of speech?

You mean a lie?

[ChumpDumper]

I'm not LITERALLY a scientist. you. Haven't you ever heard of a figure of speech?

However, I think you might literally be a giant .

[Strike]

I'm not LITERALLY a scientist. you. Haven't you ever heard of a figure of speech?

Have you ever heard of proving an argument with facts?

[NBAisDead]

Have you ever heard of proving an argument with facts?

That's all I've done tonight.

[sabar]

Have you ever heard of proving an argument with facts?

That's not how they roll in Arizona.

[Obstructed_View]

If you haven't seen an example, then either you have a bad memory, are lying to yourself, or haven't watched many basketball games in the last decade.

You haven't provided one. I've seen literally thousands of basketball games. the NBA is the only sport I really watch and pay attention to. I know almost all the rules backward and forward. I know the players, I know the teams and I watch the news reports and read the papers. The only time that rule has failed to be applied is during the Lakers/Kings preseason game where two players were fighting in the tunnel and the teammates of one player ran into the tunnel because they thought their teammate had been attacked by fans. Since there was no altercation on the floor and the incident was so soon after the brawl in Detroit the NBA ruled that the suspensions wouldn't happen.

This was an altercation on the playing floor between players and Amare and Diaw left the bench. Why should they be allowed to get away without a suspension for the first time in NBA history?

[ChumpDumper]

You mean Diop.

[Strike]

That's all I've done tonight.

Really? Where are the facts? I've yet to see a do ent, memo, letter, video, picture, fingerprint, blood sample, or smoking gun.

All I, all WE have seen thus far is your opinion and mindless babbling.

That and dozens of jokes at your expense.

[Obstructed_View]

That's all I've done tonight.

All you've done tonight is lie and prove that your team wanted to cheat in order to win because they and all their fans knew that they weren't good enough to win fairly on the basketball court.

[NBAisDead]

That and dozens of jokes at your expense.

Might I add, witless, puerile ones.

[flipcritic]

Might I add, witless, puerile ones.

Just like your arguments.

[Obstructed_View]

Might I add, witless, puerile ones.

You don't think any of us are in here because we think you are going to start making sense, do you? Do you think you're the first person to come in here with this?

[ChumpDumper]

So how much money has been given by the Spurs to "The Jews" anyway?

[NBAisDead]

That's all right. I'm dying of a brain tumor, so I won't have to live in a world occupied by cheating NBA teams much longer.

[NBAisDead]

I only wished I could have seen one Suns championship before...

[Strike]

That's all right. I'm dying of a brain tumor, so I won't have to live in a world occupied by cheating NBA teams much longer.

Neither do we. The Suns were eliminated.

[NBAisDead]

So how much money has been given by the Spurs to "The Jews" anyway?

Ask their accountant.

And no, just because I'm a Jew, doesn't mean I am one.

[ChumpDumper]

That's all right. I'm dying of a brain tumor.

That would explain SOME of the posts.

[NBAisDead]

Neither do we. The Suns were eliminated.

you. Have you no remorse for a dying man?

[Obstructed_View]

That's all right. I'm dying of a brain tumor, so I won't have to live in a world occupied by cheating NBA teams much longer.

Good for you. Rooting for the Spurs is like rooting for cancer. I'm rooting for yours. If you want cheating NBA teams to go away, you should probably stop rooting for the Suns.


Later, guys. It's been fun. I'm tired of watching this bloody mouse squirm.