Free Quattro Razor (7)

[Melmart1]

There's probably all kinds of baggage there

Not sure "baggage" is the correct term.

[Trainwreck2100]

plus if i were to do that i will be forever flamed in the Quattro

[Melmart1]

Nah, that's only if you pee on her, like Keda did.

[Mister Sinister]

Not sure "baggage" is the correct term.

Would "saggage" be more accurate?

[samikeyp]

There's probably all kinds of baggage there

If by baggage you mean a case of crotch rot...then yes.

[Melmart1]

If by baggage you mean a case of crotch rot...then yes.

Ugh, Mikey! That is NOT how I want to start my day, by reading the words "crotch rot."

[ShoogarBear]

Don't worry, Trainwreck. My roommate is older than you and he is a virgin, too.

Well, that's your fault, then.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh will give it up but you have to pay for it.

First time customers get a discount.

[Melmart1]

Bwahahaa, an instant classic!

[Melmart1]

ashbeeigh should appreciate that picture. every month is anal sex for her.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Jesus ing christ, Mel!
I just barely got up and the first goddamn thing I have to read in here today is a post involving both ashbeeigh and anal sex?!?!??!
I suppose on the bright side at least I haven't had anything to eat today.
Your post would've caused me to cough that all up as well.
It's bad enough I've got a partial hangover!
Thanks for putting that image in my head first thing in the morning!

[Melmart1]

Hey, I woke up to 'crotch rot' so shut up!

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

Okay, it's a push.

[jman3000]

those bars in downtown ft worth were nothing but a bunch of sausage fests strewn about. never seen such a hideous male:female ratio.

[Mental Masturbation]

This thread reeks of me!

[ShoogarBear]

those bars in downtown ft worth were nothing but a bunch of sausage fests strewn about. never seen such a hideous male:female ratio. I was in heaven.

[samikeyp]

First time customers get a discount.

Its a coupon for a free penicillin shot.

[CuckingFunt]

I have coughed so much today that my back and sides ache.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

I have coughed so much today that my back and sides ache.

That's always more fun than should be humanly allowed by law.
Here.
Maybe this'll cheer you up some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMHlPAnHPJw

Enjoy.

[CuckingFunt]

Its a coupon for a free penicillin shot.

It upgrades to a tetanus shot if you're into foot play.

[CuckingFunt]

That's always more fun than should be humanly allowed by law.
Here.
Maybe this'll cheer you up some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMHlPAnHPJw

Enjoy.

That made me laugh, so thank you.

But laughing also hurts, so you.

[Condemned 2 HelLA]

That made me laugh, so thank you.

But laughing also hurts, so you.

I amused you and caused you discomfort at the same time.
Now THAT'S productivity!

[samikeyp]

It upgrades to a tetanus shot if you're into foot play.

Excellent!

Now if she would just wash that thing once in a while.

[trashbeigh]

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm still drunk from last night. I'm going to start drinking in a few minutes to get rid of the hangover. The midge and SilBlack will be at the Lions-Vikings game drunk. Good times.