So we find out today that jman is not an ass-to-mouth guy.
all this talk of week old used up ass is giving me the urge to get drunk and go to a bar downtown.
So we find out today that jman is not an ass-to-mouth guy.
Doesn't do any good if you don't change those damn velcro shoes.
Why is it that my cat acts like an asshole when it's time to put her in the carrier and go to the vet, but when we come home and I let her out she voluntarily walks in, curls up, and goes to sleep?
ing brat.
Because cats are assholes, that's why.
If she was hot no problem , but one time I was going to make out with this ridiculously hot chick back in high school one time and right before we got close I noticed the large amounts of plaque on her teeth and thats were I draw the line
Last edited by ORION; 11-26-2007 at 06:11 PM.
For the most part, my pussy is very sweet.
Yeah... I don't know if I'd want to kiss a chick with even a little bit of plague on her teeth.
because cats are hilarious and they know it
Good thing. You wouldn't want a plague upon both your mouthes.
Damn. That was beneath me.
I wonder if her primary tooth color would be rot, as well.
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Probably.
**shivers at the thought**
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Hmmmm.
Yes, yes it is.
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ok so I put the wrong letter.![]()
Not ONE response? You bunch of illiterate assholes.![]()
text her and find out, seeing as how she is your old girlfriend and all.
eat my ship
Calm down, Mercutio.
Its a play on mercutio's death scene. yeah, we get it.
Damn, you are more literate than me by about 10 seconds. I feel so ashamed.
pox, plague . . . big whoop.
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