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[midgetonadonkey]

Time Warner is the most gangster company out there. I hadn't paid my bill in a couple of monthes so they sent a lady to my house to collect. The even threatened to break my thumbs if I don't pay. I have a new found respect for Time Warner.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm going to start wearing nursing scrubs everywhere eventhough I'm not a nurse.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm also going to have one nut hanging out of my zipper at all times.

[midgetonadonkey]

That is my plan for the future.

[midgetonadonkey]

Does Midge give a if he get fired for posting at work? No.
Is Midge's beard the sexiest ing thing around? No.

[midgetonadonkey]

My beard goes hard. It stabbed a dude last night.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm also going to have one nut hanging out of my zipper at all times.

Why just one?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

Why just one?

I am so ing tired...I do not want to work today. I've got a news feature and a profile to write (both are due Friday and sources are dragging their feet in getting back to me) and another story due Thursday in which my main source interview is Thursday morning.

Blah.

[midgetonadonkey]

Why just one?

Because having both nuts hanging out is just ridiculous.

[CuckingFunt]

Because having both nuts hanging out is just ridiculous.

Ah, so you're going for subtle exposure.

[midgetonadonkey]

Ah, so you're going for subtle exposure.

Of course.

[CuckingFunt]

Maybe it works differently for women. I think if I walked around with just one breast exposed, I'd probably get more attention than going completely topless. The lack of symmetry would freak people out.

[ShoogarBear]

Maybe it works differently for women. I think if I walked around with just one breast exposed, I'd probably get more attention than going completely topless. The lack of symmetry would freak people out.

All talk, no pictures.

.

[CuckingFunt]

All talk, no pictures.

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Aw, Shoog, you're so sweet to me.

[2Blonde]

If midge walked around with both nuts out when the cops eventually catch up with him, they think "PERV" and arrest him.

If he walks around with only one nut out then then he says "Oops, it was a mistake. Didn't even realize it slipped out. Sorry officer!" Then he's on his way and everyone is happy.

[ORION]

speaking of dangling nuts ... what did I miss?

[midgetonadonkey]

Orion burns his mecco, spreads it on toast and hand feeds it to batman.

[ORION]

Orion burns his mecco, spreads it on toast and hand feeds it to batman.

are you kidding ? He's like an excited dog that jumps up and down when you shake his bag of dog food. Its like that commercial with the dog that yells BACON ! except he is yelling MECCO !

[midgetonadonkey]

You are a funny individual. Your off-color antics are missed.

[NorCal510]

fo sho

[ORION]

You are a funny individual. Your off-color antics are missed.

most of the time I'm ignored but I have to put these ideas down

[Cant_Be_Faded]

I heard ORION's baby got into a fight with Batman's baby at the baby school

[ORION]

I heard ORION's baby got into a fight with Batman's baby at the baby school

Yeah Batman's baby set a pick for my baby and Batman's baby didn't rolled to the basket like he was supposed to and my son yelled at him for not running a proper pick and roll

[ashbeeigh]

Maybe it works differently for women. I think if I walked around with just one breast exposed, I'd probably get more attention than going completely topless. The lack of symmetry would freak people out.

Lil Kim did that once. Diana Ross enjoyed it.

[Cant_Be_Faded]

i miss the little avatar of ashbeeigh's rack