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  1. #2776
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    Fine but I'm sure I won't be buying you 25 beers. I have a feeling you can only handle a beer and a half.
    2 beers is my limit... after that i'm passed out on somebody's lawn. so let me just enter this info in my calculator... you owe me 2.5 beers for 10 occasions.
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  2. #2777
    Since 1979 Das Texan's Avatar
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    Fine but I'm sure I won't be buying you 25 beers. I have a feeling you can only handle a beer and a half.

    wow.

    i call that a challenge.
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    Regia TOP-CHERRY's Avatar
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    Do you like Modelo especial?
    I don't think I've tried it.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I want free beer.
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    Regia TOP-CHERRY's Avatar
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    Man, I hate typos.

    And es like yourself.
    I hate cats.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I want to watch Top Cherry and Katy wrestle in Jello.
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    Regia TOP-CHERRY's Avatar
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    2 beers is my limit... after that i'm passed out on somebody's lawn. so let me just enter this info in my calculator... you owe me 2.5 beers for 10 occasions.
    I had 2 Tecates, and I was still able to dance. I own you, foooo'
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I've had 22 Budweisers and still driven home.

    I own all of you lightweights.
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  9. #2784
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I had 2 Tecates, and I was still able to dance. I own you, foooo'
    i chugged a 40 oz of some cheap mexican crap a couple of months ago ... and i was already pretty hammered... boy was that the wrong thing to do.
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  10. #2785
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    my alcoholism>>everyone elses alcoholism
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  11. #2786
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I've had 22 Budweisers and still driven home.

    I own all of you lightweights.
    I've never straight just drank beer... i always drink both beer and liquor... is that an urban myth or are you really not supposed to do that?
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  12. #2787
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    liquor than beer you're in the clear
    beer than liquor makes you sicker
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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    I don't drink beer. Beer is gross.

    I only drink hard liquor.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Liquor makes me a violent drunk with very self destructive tendencies. I try and stay away from it.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    not a big fan of beer too because you have to pee so damn much ... liquor just seems quicker and easier.
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    Regia TOP-CHERRY's Avatar
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    I heard Hinder's "Lips of An Angel" on the radio a few days ago, and was grossed out.
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    License to Lillard tlongII's Avatar
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    Beer farts are nasty, horrible things.
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    Regia TOP-CHERRY's Avatar
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    Stupid people.
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  19. #2794
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I once strangled a cat in an alcoholic rage.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    liquor than beer you're in the clear
    beer than liquor makes you sicker
    well ... what about having a cup full of squirt and tequila in one hand and a bottle of shiner bock in the other and drink them simultaneously? is there a clever rhyme for that?
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    It's In The Numbers 1369's Avatar
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    I heard Hinder's "Lips of An Angel" on the radio a few days ago, and was grossed out.
    I hear it on XM all the time. Someone needs to tell dude to just hack up the hairball and then try singing.
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  22. #2797
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    I prefer liquor over beer.
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  23. #2798
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    well ... what about having a cup full of squirt and tequila in one hand and a bottle of shiner bock in the other and drink them simultaneously? is there a clever rhyme for that?
    I don't know. I'll have to ask my dad. He taught me that previous rhyme when I was a wee lad.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I knew there was some little rhyme like that but i didnt know in what order it went.
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    Nicely Browned katyon6th's Avatar
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    I prefer liquor over beer.
    Good girl.

    Cherry vodka sours have our names written all over them.
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