They always send me ty porn or those cheap hard plastic vibrators that have no real use. I wish they would send me condoms, at least that is something I would actually use.
guess what I drank this weekend
They always send me ty porn or those cheap hard plastic vibrators that have no real use. I wish they would send me condoms, at least that is something I would actually use.
Is there such thing as ty porn
ing liar. At the one gtg we were both at I wore American Eagle jeans and a sleeveless silver shirt with embroidery on it.
I only wear dresses for role play.
I would venture a guess and say scat porn is pretty ty.
Nobody calling Shoog on his posting of his latest purchase?
Today's lesson in what not to say in the Quattro.
Dammit, midge, no reply?
Everyone's too busy ordering one.
it's hard to argue with something that lets me unleash my wildest fat-asies.
I'm off my game today. My apologies to all.
next time we order - lets switch.
I;ve got an IUD so I ahve no use for condoms.
but i like those hard craptastic vibes because i can put different rubber/texture sleeves on them.
I just got the SW Trilogy on DVD today.
It;s a gift for someone else but I'm watchign it marathon style before I wrap it.
SpursWoman has a trilogy on DVD?
Eww, you're giving someone a used DVD?It;s a gift for someone else but I'm watchign it marathon style before I wrap it.
SpursWoman: A Good Hop
SpursWoman: The Entire Backside
SpursWoman: Return of the Goodie Box
j/k
dude I'm just giving it to Emo.
oooooooooooooooh GIGASpursWoman: A Good Hop
SpursWoman: The Entire Backside
SpursWoman: Return of the Goodie Box
j/k
stab, stab, stab
Mama told me when it rained, it poured
but never mentioned dead bodies...
sticking together like the zippers on a Michael Jackson beat it jacket.
We be doing murder everyday
We be good enough to get away
You won't even know a wicked clown has hit the door
until your melon hit the floo and roll away
3 s are sitting in a hot tub when a big glob of floats up to the top. One of the s looks at another one and says, "Alright, who farted?"
A dude walks into a house with 2 dollars and tells the mistress, "I only have 2 dollars and really want to get laid. Can you help me out?" The mistress than tells him, "There is something I can do. There is a dead hooker in a room upstairs. For 2 dollars I will let you have your way with her." The dude agrees and give the mistress the two dollars. Twenty minutes later the dude comes down and the mistress asks him how it went. "Oh it was great, except her nose kept running" the dude said. The mistress replied, "I'm sorry. I guess she is full."
you bas s. That is funny.
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