Free Quattro Razor (2)

[midgetonadonkey]

I remember when this thread had respect for people.

[midgetonadonkey]

Free Quattro Razor is the pop music of Spurstalk.

[midgetonadonkey]

This is my last Quattro post ever. Soon another less solicited and more vulgar thread will arise.

[Silver21_Black20]

Like we haven't heard that before.

[jman3000]

3 s are sitting in a hot tub when a big glob of floats up to the top. One of the s looks at another one and says, "Alright, who farted?"

i heard that one recently.. but the person who told it was a crappy joke teller and i didn't really get it.

[jman3000]

this came up in a conversation with a friend of mine because he's dating a supposedly loose girl...

how many times does a girl have to have sex before she's considered a ? is it total times or a specific number in a period of time.

[jman3000]

i'd say once you know she's had to be tested for std's after a weekend in austin...

[Silver21_Black20]

i'd say once you know she's had to be tested for std's after a weekend in austin...

You !

[CuckingFunt]

A dude walks into a house with 2 dollars and tells the mistress, "I only have 2 dollars and really want to get laid. Can you help me out?" The mistress than tells him, "There is something I can do. There is a dead hooker in a room upstairs. For 2 dollars I will let you have your way with her." The dude agrees and give the mistress the two dollars. Twenty minutes later the dude comes down and the mistress asks him how it went. "Oh it was great, except her nose kept running" the dude said. The mistress replied, "I'm sorry. I guess she is full."

That's one of those jokes where you can see the punchline coming, but it's still funny.

[CuckingFunt]

i heard that one recently.. but the person who told it was a crappy joke teller and i didn't really get it.

They'd have to have been the worst joke teller of all time.

[CuckingFunt]

this came up in a conversation with a friend of mine because he's dating a supposedly loose girl...

how many times does a girl have to have sex before she's considered a ? is it total times or a specific number in a period of time.

No one ever taught you the equation?

[ShoogarBear]

No one ever taught you the equation?

We aren't just going to let that one hang, are we?

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

We aren't just going to let that one hang, are we?

Why do you want everybody to do the dirty work? Do it yourself, damnit!

[ShoogarBear]

I was never very good with math.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I was never very good with math.

Remind me never to take prescription advice from you, Doc.

[NZHayden]

es theres no pleasing them

[ashbeeigh]

made my day.

[Silver21_Black20]

You All!

[ShoogarBear]

I am coming solo due to BF is flying out of town that day.

[Silver21_Black20]

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Silver21_Black20, midgetonadonkey

Are you gonna post?

[midgetonadonkey]

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 2 (2 members and 0 guests)
Silver21_Black20, midgetonadonkey

Are you gonna post?

No.

[midgetonadonkey]

I was just banned from another Texans message board. All I said was that my stinks and they get pissed. ers.

[midgetonadonkey]

Midge is a forums outcast.

[Silver21_Black20]

I knew you'd be back.

Glad to see you back too.

[midgetonadonkey]

My thread was a flop.