midgetonadonkey action figures would be cool though.
Shoog makes an excellent point. Please close that thread.
midgetonadonkey action figures would be cool though.
There needs to be more beer bellied action figures in my opinion.
For reasons only one will understand....
Who here would get on and then pissed on for a free 60 inch plasma?
Why do that when all I'd have to do is bat my eyelashes at the right fella?
Though... now that I think about it... using my girlish charms to sugar daddy my way to a free TV would probably make me feel dirtier than getting on.
Is this going to be your first action figure?
Who wants a copy of a short story? It's a longer version of my original 100 word story about a midget that rides a donkey written over 7 years ago. The original story is where I got my screen name.
PM me your email and I'll send it to you.
The midgetonadonkey self promotion tour has started.
When does the self flagellation tour begin?
Next Tuesday.
I'll mark it on my calendar.
Tuesday, January 2, 2007 -- midgetwithawhip.
I've been trying to figure out how to spark some much needed change in my life, and I decided that a monumental breakdown would be a good way to do it. With tears, and screaming, and public drunkenness, and name calling. Maybe even an intervention of some sort. However, I have a strong su ion that I lack the courage to really go for it.
Just eat a half sheet of acid. That always injects a bit of excitement into a boring life.
Post the original 100 word story here so we can decide whether we want to see more.
I don't have a copy of it anymore. It's the new one or nothing. It's not that long. About 700 words.
I am most curious to read Midge's story.
It is a good short story.
I wrote the original story for a creative writing class and Blinn College. It got an F because the humor was extremely sop ric and would never be considered literature.
http://putstuff.putfile.com/30046/5152152
Okay, I'm going to read it.
BTW, I saw Little Miss Sunshine on DVD yesterday. Highly recommended to all patrons of the Quattro.
Lucky's a badass.
Little Miss Sunshine is ing hilarious. The dance scene at the end is ing brilliant.
I've been meaning to rent that one. They showed it on the plane yesterday, but I forgot to grab the headphones as we got on. I wouldn't have wanted to watch an edited version, anyway.BTW, I saw Little Miss Sunshine on DVD yesterday. Highly recommended to all patrons of the Quattro.
No, an edited version would be .
The dance scene was brilliant. They took something which could have been way off the bad taste scale and made it classic.
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