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[mrsmaalox]

Marini came over today and we had a three hour sex fest.

It was good, but there was something missing.
She wouldn't let me bring another chick into it.

I was wondering about her; she seems just a little more tired tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

What r u doing up, anyway? Thought you'd be sleeping for days after our action!

No ing way . . . I was ready for thirds, but SOMEBODY fell asleep.

That was quite disappointing.

[RashoFan]

Did you see any Pee Wee Herman dolls when you were shopping?? Other than that, if you were reminded of me, you must've been in an adult video store. Maybe a sex shop, or a brothel even.

Close...I saw a copy of PeeWee's Big Adventure...


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[mrsmaalox]

Did you see any Pee Wee Herman dolls when you were shopping??

Other than that, if you were reminded of me, you must've been in an adult video store. Maybe a sex shop, or a brothel even.

Umm, I think she said it was a "penis pump" or something like that.

[CuckingFunt]

10,000,000,000,000 X better than Death Proof.

I never suggested otherwise.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was wondering about her; she seems just a little more tired tonight.

She should be, after what I did to her today.
, she shouldn't even be able to sit down properly.

[peewee's lovechild]

Close...I saw a copy of PeeWee's Big Adventure...


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It feels good to be remembered.
You've warmed my heart, and other parts of my anatomy.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm deeply disturbed by this conversation, for the record.

[peewee's lovechild]

I never suggested otherwise.

I was just stating a fact.

I can't get over how disappointed I was with Death Proof.

Planet Terror, however, was ing badass. Rose McGowan should be a stripper in real life. I'd give her a couple of my hard earned Washingtons.

[marini martini]

No ing way . . . I was ready for thirds, but SOMEBODY fell asleep.

That was quite disappointing.

Sorry with all the holiday drama, I couldn't help but to pass out!

You were in' awesomE, broke back, or not!

DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEEEEEEEROW

[RashoFan]

It feels good to be remembered.
You've warmed my heart, and other parts of my anatomy.

I may have warmed your heart, but putting peanut butter on your and having the dog lick it off is what is warming up the other parts of your anatomy. I had nothing to do with that except buy you the peanut butter....

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm deeply disturbed by this conversation, for the record.

This isn't disturbing at all.

It's life.
Sex is very natural.
All of it is, even if it involves nipple clamps.

[marini martini]

I may have warmed your heart, but putting peanut butter on your and having the dog lick it off is what is warming up the other parts of your anatomy. I had nothing to do with that except buy you the peanut butter....

What a prick tease!!!!!!!

[RashoFan]

I'm deeply disturbed by this conversation, for the record.

Beside the happy horse ...what is disturbing you in regards to this conversation???

[peewee's lovechild]

Sorry with all the holiday drama, I couldn't help but to pass out!

You were in' awesomE, broke back, or not!

DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEEEEEEEROW

I don't know about the hero part.
In fact, you're my hero.
After all that stuff I shoved into you . . . god damn, you deserve a spot in Reverend Midge's new religion.

[RashoFan]

What a prick tease!!!!!!!

ouch...


... like I have never heard that said to me before.....

[marini martini]

I don't know about the hero part.
In fact, you're my hero.
After all that stuff I shoved into you . . . god damn, you deserve a spot in Reverend Midge's new religion.

Bless me padre, for I have sinned

[peewee's lovechild]

I may have warmed your heart, but putting peanut butter on your and having the dog lick it off is what is warming up the other parts of your anatomy. I had nothing to do with that except buy you the peanut butter....

I like how you applied it with your tongue.

And, that Lassie outfit didn't fool me . . . at all.
I've never seen a collie with a rack like that.

[CuckingFunt]

Beside the happy horse ...what is disturbing you in regards to this conversation???

Um... everything.

[Melmart1]

I may have warmed your heart, but putting peanut butter on your and having the dog lick it off is what is warming up the other parts of your anatomy. I had nothing to do with that except buy you the peanut butter....

Waaay too much information.

[peewee's lovechild]

Speaking of disturbing, Squid wants in on our next session.

He's going to want you to shove him up your rectum.
I'm giving him a camera because I'd like to see what's in there.
I'll have it shown on a T.V. while you felate me.

This is gonna be fun.

[marini martini]

Beside the happy horse ...what is disturbing you in regards to this conversation???

Hail, Hail the gangs al here

[Melmart1]

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Well o there

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm deeply disturbed by this conversation, for the record.

Same here. peewee talks about sex as if he is actually getting some. Fool hasn't gotten laid since his baby was conceived.

[peewee's lovechild]

Marini, did you use up all the coke?

, you go through that Rev Midge goes through dog s.