Yo mamma is so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a discount at K-Mart.
Yo mama is so nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left.
Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say o, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so old...
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
Yo momma's so fat, when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck...
Yo momma's so ugly, she has a traffic sign in her mouth that says "next tooth, 2 miles"...
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator...
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Theis here to rule the Real Women.....
Where's your?
The
Ummm I have no idea. Do I really need one?Where's your
Duh! A
Neverrrrrr. Well who will be myDuh! A
Don't look at me.........I nominate Jimbo
Your the one who brought it up!
Your the one who brought it up!
Where's that Spurstalk T-Shirt idea thread? We should have one that says Spurstalk in the front and an "I'd hit it" in the back.
I have no idea. I haven't seen that thread.
Oh my god I just choked on my icecream!
I've seen that cartoon picture before.
awwwww Horry( puppy
thats good.
i hate the dang microsoft office assistant!
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