Free Quattro Razor (2)

[batman2883]

i just farted and it smells like grapes....must have had too much wine lately

[Kori Ellis]

Posting here in protest of the "midgetonadonkey" thread.

Thanks.

[ShoogarBear]

The buzzards are circling around midgetonadonkey.

[midgetonadonkey]

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Interesting ad in Hour magazine:

Just as lasers can tighten and rejuvenate facial skin, the technology is providing hope - and a viable solution - for women who suffer from vaginal looseness, decreased vaginal sensitivity, and urinary incontinence. Dr. Not Important is the first physician in the Midwest to utilize a diode laser for vaginal rejuvenation...

And I thought anal bleaching would sting....

[CuckingFunt]

There's also such a thing as labiaplasty, for those girls who are a bit too beefy.

[DisgruntledLionFan#54,927]

Every time I hear beefy I visualize a box of cow tongues. Thanks Dane, like I needed another reason to hate you...

[CuckingFunt]

There's a local commercial out here that tries to entice you with "big, beefy" hamburgers and I can't hear it without laughing.

[Silver21_Black20]

Hi!

[midgetonadonkey]

Hi.

[jman3000]

i just saw an episode of golden girls where rose gets laid for the first time in 15 years... most disturbing golden girls i've ever seen.

[ShoogarBear]

What was the second most disturbing?

[Blanche Devereaux]

i just saw an episode of golden girls where rose gets laid for the first time in 15 years... most disturbing golden girls i've ever seen.

Honey, I was watching that in person. It was a very disgusting act.

[jman3000]

What was the second most disturbing?

the episode where the girls get tipsy and delve into full fledged lesbianism.

[jman3000]

Honey, I was watching that in person. It was a very disgusting act.

you had a couple of decent lines... but the episode was mostly about rose getting some ass from an old guy that most have been pushing 90. his game was pretty full clad... he used the ol "my wife died along time ago and i need to get over it and move on" line... works everytime.

[ashbeeigh]

[midgetonadonkey]

Shut the up ashbeeigh.

[midgetonadonkey]

I'm getting sick.

[midgetonadonkey]

Being sick sucks. Especially when you are sick on days off.

[midgetonadonkey]

I think I'm dying.

[Kori Ellis]

If this thread is any indicator, it doesn't seem anyone cares, Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

I know you care Kori. You have a deep fondness for the midge.

[Kori Ellis]

I know you care Kori. You have a deep fondness for the midge.

True. If my sister wasn't married, I'd tell her to date Midge.

[midgetonadonkey]

True. If my sister wasn't married, I'd tell her to date Midge.

If she ever gets divorced, you let me know.

[angel_luv]

Poor midge. Feel better.