Free Quattro Razor (9)

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if you shoved too many tomatoes up your ass if you would get jaundiced?

No, but your skin would turn an orange-like hue.

I saw it on Scrubs one time.

[Melmart1]

Lifemate???

Not that there's anything wrong with it.

I said HETERO before "lifemate."

Geez, overly sensitive today, are we? Maybe you should shove some St. John's Wort up your ass.

[Melmart1]

No, but your skin would turn an orange-like hue.

I saw it on Scrubs one time.

Um, what exactly do you think jaundice is?

[CuckingFunt]

Has pineapple been used yet? I'd think that would be especially painful.

[peewee's lovechild]

I said HETERO before "lifemate."

Geez, overly sensitive today, are we? Maybe you should shove some St. John's Wort up your ass.

Research has shown that shoving St. John's Wort up your ass has no medical value whatsoever. Hower, shoving Horny Goat's Week up your ass helps to clear the lungs. Go figure.

[Melmart1]

Has pineapple been used yet? I'd think that would be especially painful.

Who can keep up? But, I can see the appeal, it was kinda funny to say it to him. And yeah, pineapple sounds pretty painful.

[peewee's lovechild]

Um, what exactly do you think jaundice is?

Jaundice makes you yellow, not orange.

[peewee's lovechild]

Has pineapple been used yet? I'd think that would be especially painful.

Pinapple has been used.

Cactus . . . now that would be painful.

[peewee's lovechild]

Go shove a cactus up your ass.

[CuckingFunt]

I swear to holy , if I hear one more person mention "Crank That" or Soulja Boy, I'm going to lose my ing mind.

Literally.

They will have to put me in a straight jacket and lock me up.

[peewee's lovechild]

I think "Landslide" is one of Stevie Nick's greatest songs.

[peewee's lovechild]

But, for some reason, that song takes my horny away.

[Melmart1]

Jaundice makes you yellow, not orange.

Eh, I thought it was orangy-yellow. Either way, if I want a new hue to my skin I would go out into the sun without sunscreen. That actually sounds more appealing than tomatoes up the ass.

[peewee's lovechild]

I swear to holy , if I hear one more person mention "Crank That" or Soulja Boy, I'm going to lose my ing mind.

Literally.

They will have to put my in a straight jacket and lock me up.

Crank that up, Soulja Boy!!

I saaiiiiiiiiiiddd!!!!!!!!!

[Melmart1]

Go shove a cactus up your ass.

I will never think of nopales the same way again.

[Melmart1]

But, for some reason, that song takes my horny away.

I didn't think this was possible. Damn, I need more coffee.

[peewee's lovechild]

Eh, I thought it was orangy-yellow. Either way, if I want a new hue to my skin I would go out into the sun without sunscreen. That actually sounds more appealing than tomatoes up the ass.

Tomatoes up the ass can also clean out your rectum. The sun can't do that, unless your doing something that I'm not aware of.

[peewee's lovechild]

I will never think of nopales the same way again.

My grandma used to make me eat nopales. I hated that .

[CuckingFunt]

I can't stand Stevie Nicks.

[Melmart1]

Tomatoes up the ass can also clean out your rectum. The sun can't do that, unless your doing something that I'm not aware of.

You know an awful lot about rectums. Just sayin'.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Silver Springs" would be Nick's second best song.

[peewee's lovechild]

I can't stand Stevie Nicks.

Stevie Nicks can't stand you.

[peewee's lovechild]

You know an awful lot about rectums. Just sayin'.

I only know that the sun can't clean them out.

[CuckingFunt]

My grandma used to make me eat nopales. I hated that .

My mom's old apartment in Hollywood had the saddest looking little cactus out in front because people kept coming in the middle of the night and stealing pieces of it to make nopales.

[peewee's lovechild]

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