Thank you, sir!
So I guess you hit the rim one night.
Thank you, sir!
That's not a very nice way to talk about your wife.
This is a distinct possibility.
No, it isn't.
Is she dead yet?
Sand in vaginas.
That has to be it.
She has been for a while.
87 more posts to go.
Damn my feet are freezing!
Should I just go for it tonight, or should I claim my glory tomorrow?
Wrap them in suran wrap and take a crowbar to them.
Shiner Bock tastes like god's tears of joy.
I'd spread out the joy a little longer; what else do you have to live for?
Shiner Bock should come out of my faucet.
Shiner Bock should replace tap water.
Next woman, or women, I , I'm gonna douse them with Shiner Bock right before I do it to it.
Rasho, do you like Shiner Bock?
It should come out of you whannnnnnnnnng![]()
Damn Marini! That's hardcore!![]()
Then you could take a shot of it right in the eye like the washed-up cougar you are.
Whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, Whhaaaaaaaaaaang, Ding A Laaaaaaaaaaang![]()
An alcoholic three sheets to the wind saying "wang" is hardcore?
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