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  1. #3017
    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    I never use tissues.

    I aim right into the toilet.
    So I guess you hit the rim one night.
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  2. #3018
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    The should I care?

    I just slip a roofie in the drink or give them all the coke they want and . . . slam, bam, thank you mam!!!!

    Thank you, sir!
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    I never use tissues.

    I aim right into the toilet.
    That's not a very nice way to talk about your wife.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    So I guess you hit the rim one night.
    This is a distinct possibility.
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  6. #3022
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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  7. #3023
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    That's not a very nice way to talk about your wife.
    No, it isn't.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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  9. #3025
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Sand in vaginas.

    That has to be it.
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  10. #3026
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    She has been for a while.
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  11. #3027
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    87 more posts to go.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Damn my feet are freezing!
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Should I just go for it tonight, or should I claim my glory tomorrow?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Damn my feet are freezing!
    Wrap them in suran wrap and take a crowbar to them.
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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Mine, too
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  16. #3032
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Shiner Bock tastes like god's tears of joy.
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    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Yvonne
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    Should I just go for it tonight, or should I claim my glory tomorrow?
    I'd spread out the joy a little longer; what else do you have to live for?
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  18. #3034
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Notre Dame Fighting Irish
    Shiner Bock should come out of my faucet.
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  19. #3035
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Shiner Bock should replace tap water.
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  20. #3036
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Next woman, or women, I , I'm gonna douse them with Shiner Bock right before I do it to it.
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  21. #3037
    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Rasho, do you like Shiner Bock?
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    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Shiner Bock should come out of my faucet.
    It should come out of you whannnnnnnnnng
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  23. #3039
    Cinnamon Girl mrsmaalox's Avatar
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    Yvonne
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    San Antonio, Texas
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    It should come out of you whannnnnnnnnng
    Damn Marini! That's hardcore!
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  24. #3040
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    It should come out of you whannnnnnnnnng
    Then you could take a shot of it right in the eye like the washed-up cougar you are.
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  25. #3041
    Veteran marini martini's Avatar
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    Damn Marini! That's hardcore!

    Whhaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, Whhaaaaaaaaaaang, Ding A Laaaaaaaaaaang
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  26. #3042
    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Damn Marini! That's hardcore!
    An alcoholic three sheets to the wind saying "wang" is hardcore?
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