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[CuckingFunt]

Just tell me what comic books you collect and we will move on from there.

I don't.

[lightsout]

So we don't move on with that route.


Okay, how many vibrators do you own?

[lightsout]

Does it really take this long to go through your sock drawer and count them?

[CuckingFunt]

Okay, how many vibrators do you own?

Why, wanna borrow one?

[CuckingFunt]

Does it really take this long to go through your sock drawer and count them?

Impatiently waiting for each of my responses is a really great way to show how much of a life you have. I'll have to remember that technique.

[lightsout]

Impatiently waiting for each of my responses is a really great way to show how much of a life you have. I'll have to remember that technique.

And each response you give to my impatient ass really shows how truly exciting your life is! So, how many dildos do you own? I know you counted. At least tell me this, one or two hands.

[lightsout]

Prove to me you have a life and don't respond!

Better yet, prove to me you aren't addicted to the internet and don't respond!

[CuckingFunt]

And each response you give to my impatient ass really shows how truly exciting your life is! So, how many dildos do you own? I know you counted. At least tell me this, one or two hands.

You asked how many vibrators I owned, not dildoes.

[CuckingFunt]

Prove to me you have a life and don't respond!

Better yet, prove to me you aren't addicted to the internet and don't respond!

I know it may come as a shock, but I'm remarkably unmotivated to prove a thing to you. I know what my life is, and I'm good with it.

Now, pretty please, with sugar on top, why the do you care even a little bit about my life?

[lightsout]

You asked how many vibrators I owned, not dildoes.

I'm not sure that you are supposed to add the "es" to dildo, I could be mistaken though.


I'm assuming you use dildos/vibrators/fingers more for stimulation than an acutal "other" human. Am I wrong?

[CuckingFunt]

I'm assuming you use dildos/vibrators/fingers more for stimulation than an acutal "other" human. Am I wrong?

Complicated question.

What about the times that I use toys/fingers with another human?

What about the times that I use toys/fingers on another human?

[lightsout]

Complicated question.

What about the times that I use toys/fingers with another human?

What about the times that I use toys/fingers on another human?

I should have been more specific.

I assume, and correct me if I'm wrong, that you stimulate yourself more with your own vibrators/dildos/fingers, than you are stimulated by others.

[CuckingFunt]

I should have been more specific.

I assume, and correct me if I'm wrong, that you stimulate yourself more with your own vibrators/dildos/fingers, than you are stimulated by others.

I've never really analyzed it that closely, to be honest, but I fail to see what would be proved even if I did since I'm currently in a long distance relationship.

[lightsout]

I've never really analyzed it that closely, to be honest, but I fail to see what would be proved even if I did since I'm currently in a long distance relationship.

You must be replacing batteries weekly.

[Silver21_Black20]

Blah!!!

[katyon6th]

I'd settle for a decent sandwich.

Roast beef, maybe?

Creme brulee for dessert.

[kingsfan]

Morning people, what's going on?

[ShoogarBear]

Quattro Rule: never say good morning.

[kingsfan]

Who said anything about good?

[ShoogarBear]

An improvement, but tossing in an insult would be even better.

[kingsfan]

you all
better?

[ShoogarBear]

*sniff*

Makes me proud.

[ashbeeigh]

ashbeeigh,
post something or turn off your damn computer and give up for the night!

It had been off for like 2 hours. That's happened to me before.

[midgetonadonkey]

I hate some of the choices I've made.

[midgetonadonkey]

How do you get a gay guy to a girl?

Fill her pussy with .