Not as hard as I do when I think of you with a tan.
Is it Assbag?
Not as hard as I do when I think of you with a tan.
I'm unfamiliar with internet lingo. Does "lol" mean "scream in horror and cry hysterically"?
Why yes, yes it is.
I really want to see cuckingfunt's ties in another picture with a provocative pose.
Thank you for your help, Mr. Blaze.
Oh... not this again.
I want to see 1Billups1's ties.
As do I. I've heard they're spectacular.
You should see Midge's ties . . . magnifique, as the French say.
That would be inappropriate. Midge's ties are for no one but you and SilBlack.
You mean I've been whacking off to Midge's ties everytime I see one of your posts?
I've never whacked off to Midges ties . . . but I have slapped my on them when SilBlack wasn't watching.
Well, she was drunk and we took advantage of the situation.
I whack off to my own ties.
....so like I was saying....
Went on a damn supercruising ferry and got motion sickness BAD. Here's my questions....
Why the don't they warn you in advance not to sit by the restrooms where people ALMOST make it before they yack all over the floor right in front of your face?
And why is it that they don't sell drammamine before you set off? They could make an assload of money.
Anyone else get motion sickness? I will never ride on a boat again without being seriously drugged up. Ironically though, the cheap prescription drugs I got in Canada were enough to make the trip worthwhile...
You weren't saying that.
You're a liar.
Why must you lie?
I once sexed up a real fat chick, she moved in waves and I got some motion sickness.
Couldn't walk straight for a couple of days.
But, she was pretty good.
Figured it'd be a better way to break back into the Quattro than...
"Hey guys...I know I haven't posted in a while....blah blah blah... bag comment, etc."
I figured I'd dispense with the bull and just break into the bag comments![]()
No worse than the other topics running right? Unless you want to continue to hear about the infamous CF tie shot...
Seriously though....I got ing sick, but at least I made it to the bathroom. It was unbelievable, that you'd see people just falling out left and right spewing everywhere...surreal even. And that nightmare lasted 3 hours. Anyone had some like that happen to them?
I don't, actually. CF's ties are pretty old news as far as I'm concerned.
Not en masse like that, no.Seriously though....I got ing sick, but at least I made it to the bathroom. It was unbelievable, that you'd see people just falling out left and right spewing everywhere...surreal even. And that nightmare lasted 3 hours. Anyone had some like that happen to them?
Yeah this was the "fat chick" without the happy ending.
All I got was some old Canadian tour guide talking about the 50 million pounds of Lobster they catch (which I could barely stand to hear him talk about...let alone eat....without getting nautious).
He also went into a strange aside about the positives and negatives of socialized medicine....which I thought was oddly out of place for a tour bus full of average americans being led around by an out-of-work lobster fisherman just trying to pay for his next meal....anyone else find that a weird subject?
He was like....lobster, yada yada, socialized medicine, yada yada, lobster.....just seemed out of place is all.
Have you even seen CF's ties???
You wouldn't be saying that if could only see them.
They're might impressive, you should really check them out before passing judgement.
Sadly, I have not seen them. I speak out of jealousy.
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You know, I once banged an old Canadian tour guide.
She had dentures . . . . mmmmmmmmm, good times.
Could be he thought it would be on the tip of everyone's mind after Sicko swept the nation.
He should have talked Potter.
You are missing out.
They are mystical objects of legend.
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