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  1. #2901
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Stevie Nicks can't stand you.
    I'm okay with that.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Hey CF ... judging by peewee's hostility this morning, methinks he is no longer fighting for our affection. That leaves just me and you. Not that that's a bad thing.
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    Suppositories work up the ass. Some would call that osmosis.



    Getting nutritional value from a piece of fruit or vegetable up the ass? IDK
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    My mom's old apartment in Hollywood had the saddest looking little cactus out in front because people kept coming in the middle of the night and stealing pieces of it to make nopales.
    I will say this, the "tunas" (prickly pear cactus, for you gringos) are so ing good.

    I think it was god's way of ing with the Native Americans (Indians, for you uneducated s). God was probably like, "I'll give you this badass fruit, but it's gonna hurt!!!" I can hear god laughing now.
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    Hey CF ... judging by peewee's hostility this morning, methinks he is no longer fighting for our affection. That leaves just me and you. Not that that's a bad thing.
    So, then, I'm not alone in noticing the cold shoulder?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Hey CF ... judging by peewee's hostility this morning, methinks he is no longer fighting for our affection. That leaves just me and you. Not that that's a bad thing.
    Oh, I'm still turned on by the both of you . . . I'm just frustrated this morning.
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    Getting nutritional value from a piece of fruit or vegetable up the ass? IDK
    You know, there just hasn't been enough research done on that field.

    It's a shame . . . a shame I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    I will say this, the "tunas" (prickly pear cactus, for you gringos) are so ing good.
    Did I just get called a gringo?

    Pinche cabron!
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    So, then, I'm not alone in noticing the cold shoulder?
    Nope. He has definitely put us on ice.
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    So, then, I'm not alone in noticing the cold shoulder?
    You two have ignored my sexual advances for so long, that I've done lost my mind.

    FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!
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    You two have ignored my sexual advances for so long, that I've done lost my mind.

    FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!
    You know good and damn well that I haven't ignored your advances.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    You two have ignored my sexual advances for so long, that I've done lost my mind.

    FRUSTRATION!!!!!!!!!!!
    The thought of you waking up in such a pissy mood over e-sexual overtures is just sad.
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    You know, there just hasn't been enough research done on that field.

    It's a shame . . . a shame I say!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Exactly.

    Any takers?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    Did I just get called a gringo?

    Pinche cabron!
    If it was referred to you, it would be "gringa".

    And, I wouldn't use the term "gringa" because that reminds me of the "gringas" I used to have in Monterrey.

    Gringas = flour tortillas with "carne al pastor" and cheese.

    , now I'm hungry!!!!!!!!!

    You see what you did????
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    You know good and damn well that I haven't ignored your advances.
    So you two have cybered?
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    You know good and damn well that I haven't ignored your advances.
    Nothing has come from it.

    My penis is still angry with me.
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    The thought of you waking up in such a pissy mood over e-sexual overtures is just sad.
    Yes it is.

    Such is my pathetic life.
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  18. #2918
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    There is something hilarious about the fact that Michael Jackson is on the cover of "Ebony" magazine.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    Yes it is.

    Such is my pathetic life.
    Well you aren't going to win any points by keeping the freezer door open.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    So you two have cybered?
    She is my cyber woman, my e-girlfriend if you will.

    We're looking for an e-girlfriend and we would like to recruit you.

    It's fun.

    Join us.
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    Nothing has come from it.

    My penis is still angry with me.


    Keep going. Your penis won't be the only thing.
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    I wonder if he does shows with the donkey, like in Clerks II.
    Kinky Kelly!! Inter-species erotica!

    Has pineapple been used yet? I'd think that would be especially painful.
    Little Nicky.
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    ATRAIN is gay peewee's lovechild's Avatar
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    There is something hilarious about the fact that Michael Jackson is on the cover of "Ebony" magazine.
    That er looks whiter than Conan O'Brian.

    , it's creepy.
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    Masochist Rangers Fan Melmart1's Avatar
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    She is my cyber woman, my e-girlfriend if you will.

    We're looking for an e-girlfriend and we would like to recruit you.

    It's fun.

    Join us.
    An e-menage? How kinky.
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    My penis is still angry with me.
    I'm sure it is a short-lived anger.
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