i still find this thread as funny as a did last night.... i was a lil buzzed last night though.....
Beto! Stop drinking the beer!
i still find this thread as funny as a did last night.... i was a lil buzzed last night though.....
Oh, stop it!![]()
I think I went to bed too early.
coked up . finger ed and busted up.
That sounds funnier than the fight I witnessed this week. It was mid-afternoon and we were going to eat at the Malt House and we watched a fight between what we both think were two hookers.
We were at this stop light on Zarzamora when we saw this one girl and a friend (honestly couldn't tell if it was a guy or girl) run across the street and start beating this other girl on the edge of the street. Cars stopped going in both directions because these two girls were in one lane swinging purses and kicking. Finally they either stopped or the fight moved into this parking lot at some bar or store and traffic started moving again.
The reason we think they were hookers is because when we finished eating and drove out the same way, both girls tried to flag us down by doing some flirty wave as we drove by.
So did you pick one up?
Nope. Even if they weren't ugly as sin and sans blood on their shirt, I'm pretty adamant I not stick my in something that would make it turn green and fall off.
Plus, I'm fairly certain that when one of them smiled, I saw some missing teeth. I'm not getting robbed for somebody's meth habit.
i saw what i thought was a hooker standing outside the driveway to some run down motel... she was actually really hot... for a westsider that is. this was a while ago though, and she didnt get in any fights : /
You all live such exciting lives.
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Except for you.
I sense some jealousy that you haven't seen any hookers before.
I'd suspect she looks in the mirror at least once a week..
Don't forget where I went to school.
that one show on hbo or showtime.. i forget... but it followed hookers around. that was funny. one chick with no teeth was like "if my blow job doesn't feel just like pussy. I'll give your money back" or some like that.
haha
Someone had their first beer.
Holy , I hate sleeping. I miss things.
Pee Wee really took the Cowboys loss hard.
LOL GOOD thats what he gets for his daily hating on the Texans
Sounds like you saw jman's girlfriend.
CF's a dude, your sis is a , and you are a little . You really need to find something better to do with your Sat nights....
wow. Laying fown the law. What a strong man.
Ha. Dane Cook just got bleeped during the Teen Choice Awards. What a dumbass.
You're sitting there actually WATCHING the Teen Choice Awards?!!?
Are you sure that it's HE who is the dumbass?
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