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  1. #2926
    Linger Ficking Good! CuckingFunt's Avatar
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    Ahh Funt not you too!!
    I'm just curious. , if I were a guy I'd probably jack off all over the damn place. Y'all can do it so incon uously.
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    I'm just curious. , if I were a guy I'd probably jack off all over the damn place. Y'all can do it so incon uously.

    Ya'll can too for that matter.
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    I'm just curious. , if I were a guy I'd probably jack off all over the damn place. Y'all can do it so incon uously.
    We sure do.

    I fapped in a deer blind once, on a boat tied to an oil platform 30 miles of the coast......should I go on?
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  4. #2929
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    Ya'll can too for that matter.
    Maybe other girls, but I can't.
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    Maybe other girls, but I can't.


    How come?
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    I'm just curious. , if I were a guy I'd probably jack off all over the damn place. Y'all can do it so incon uously.
    pocket pool
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    We sure do.

    I fapped in a deer blind once, on a boat tied to an oil platform 30 miles of the coast......should I go on?

    LOL I could make a long list for places I have done it.
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    We sure do.

    I fapped in a deer blind once, on a boat tied to an oil platform 30 miles of the coast......should I go on?
    In front of a blind deer !?! I think there are laws against that
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    Someone would see and/or hear me and call the ing paramedics or something. It wouldn't be good.
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    Maybe other girls, but I can't.
    why not ? do you have a 20 pound vagina ?
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    why not ? do you have a 20 pound vagina ?
    I've never weighed it, but that seems a bit high.
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    Someone would see and/or hear me and call the ing paramedics or something. It wouldn't be good.

    So you get loud and get convulsions?
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    Screw being a police officer, If I were you I would go for the big prize.... FBI Agent! Dream job is all I'm saying!

    I wanna be an FBI agent just to learn the truth about Area 51 and aliens.
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    Someone would see and/or hear me and call the ing paramedics or something. It wouldn't be good.

    Also do you like squirt everywhere like guys?
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    Also do you like squirt everywhere like guys?

    There is a girl that does that on red tube, have you seen it flo?
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    I wanna be an FBI agent just to learn the truth about Area 51 and aliens.

    I'm pretty sure that not all FBI agents know about that. I'm thinking it depends on what pay grade your at. I could be wrong though. I know the NSA knows all about that stuff.
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    Baltimore Spurs Fan florige's Avatar
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    There is a girl that does that on red tube, have you seen it flo?


    Cytheria?
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    So you get loud and get convulsions?
    Also do you like squirt everywhere like guys?


    Damn, I never said I was Cytheria.
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    I wanna be an FBI agent just to learn the truth about Area 51 and aliens.

    Geeez everytime I think about that I'm like what a F'ing idiot I am. I know that if I pursued harder I could be an agent by now. I may still have an outiside shot, but I'm getting older and the cutoff age is 36. Hopefully I can get in good with Obama somehow if he gets elected, and he can get me in.
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    Damn, I never said I was Cytheria.



    So you are saying you squirt, just not as much as Cytheria?
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    I've never weighed it, but that seems a bit high.
    that would make one huge moose knuckle
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    I know this won't be appreciated with today's sausage fest, but I just have to go on record and say that Terrence Howard is a sexy mother er.
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  23. #2948
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    So you are saying you squirt, just not as much as Cytheria?
    I didn't say that, either.

    All I said is that I can't masturbate incon uously.
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    I didn't say that, either.

    All I said is that I can't masturbate incon uously.


    Dammit Funt! Not answering the question..... We want details!!!
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    Geeez everytime I think about that I'm like what a F'ing idiot I am. I know that if I pursued harder I could be an agent by now. I may still have an outiside shot, but I'm getting older and the cutoff age is 36. Hopefully I can get in good with Obama somehow if he gets elected, and he can get me in.
    Flo what would you have to do to get in? And how long does it take?
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