Free Quattro Razor (9)

[samikeyp]

Apparently, you are listening.

You wouldn't have responded if you weren't listening.

No, I just need to work on drowning you out better.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was going to let it go, but I asked myself the same thing. Apparently, our supposed ignoring of peewee has left him no choice but to resort to foot porn taken with camera phones.

It's hard for me to turn down a picture of nicely pedicured feet.

[peewee's weewee]

None of that is important during e-sex.

Trust me on this.

I was just trying to rhyme, mr. poet.

[peewee's lovechild]

No, I just need to work on drowning you out better.

Whatever you're doing . . . it's not working.

[peewee's lovechild]

I was just trying to rhyme, mr. poet.

Who knew that my pinga was poetic???

[peewee's weewee]

Who knew that my pinga was poetic???

It's just one of my many hobbies. I have taken up needlepoint and scrapbooking as well to pass the time, since I never see any action.

[samikeyp]

Whatever you're doing . . . it's not working.

This is true.

I should stare at my picture of Mel more...that will help.

[peewee's weewee]

E-mail spam is so polite.

"May I ask why you don't like your d**k?"

The size

[CuckingFunt]

It's hard for me to turn down a picture of nicely pedicured feet.

How can you call it difficult to turn down when you didn't even try?

[peewee's lovechild]

It's just one of my many hobbies. I have taken up needlepoint and scrapbooking as well to pass the time, since I never see any action.

That's your fault, you pathetic bas .

I spent years feeding you, taking care of you. I gave you supplements. I massaged you. And . . . nothing.

you.

[peewee's lovechild]

This is true.

I should stare at my picture of Mel more...that will help.

You don't have to announce to the world that you're about to jack off.

Just do it.

!!

[peewee's weewee]

That's your fault, you pathetic bas .

I spent years feeding you, taking care of you. I gave you supplements. I massaged you. And . . . nothing.

you.

I thought I was angry with YOU, not the other way around. Just for that I am going flaccid for at least a week, you asshole. Good luck watching your scat porn tonight.

[peewee's lovechild]

How can you call it difficult to turn down when you didn't even try?

It's like asking me not to breath.

I can try it, but it's not going to happen.

You see, when one attempts to stop breathing . . . the body will make one lose one's consciousness and the medula oblongata will take over by making one breath once again.

It's an impossible task.

[CuckingFunt]

It's like asking me not to breath.

I can try it, but it's not going to happen.

You see, when one attempts to stop breathing . . . the body will make one lose one's consciousness and the medula oblongata will take over by making one breath once again.

It's an impossible task.

Wrong answer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I thought I was angry with YOU, not the other way around. Just for that I am going flaccid for at least a week, you asshole. Good luck watching your scat porn tonight.

that.

You're always flaccid.
I mean, you can't call what you do "being hard".
, you're an embarrassing son of a .

Whatever, I'm tired of the scat porn anyway.

[samikeyp]

You don't have to announce to the world that you're about to jack off.

Just do it.

!!

Sadly I am at work and I can't afford to get spooge on the new keyboard.

[peewee's lovechild]

Wrong answer.

Seriously, try not breathing.

Your brain kicks in.
It's primal survival instinct.

It turns out, your brain is smarter than you.

[peewee's lovechild]

Sadly I am at work and I can't afford to get spooge on the new keyboard.

Your loss then.

[CuckingFunt]

It turns out, your brain is smarter than you.

I don't think that's true in all cases.

[Melmart1]

I am tired of peewee's pissy mood, so I will be back later.

[peewee's lovechild]

I am tired of peewee's pissy mood, so I will be back later.

I'm tired of my mood too.

I may try some coffee.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm tired of all of you, but you don't read me ing about it.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I'm tired of all of you, but you don't read me ing about it.

Aw, .

[peewee's lovechild]

I never got the picture of pedicured feet.

[peewee's lovechild]

I've been used.