The FBI is looking for male strippers?
In all seriousness you probably would get into the Bureau before me just based on your occupation. They would take you in this day in age over my years of law enforcement in a heartbeat.
The FBI is looking for male strippers?
Only ones that can post on message boards all day while on the job!
WHoop that trick!!!
It's just a very lenthy process in itself as it should be. You have to have a 4 year degree, and/or military experience. I know this one guy who graduated from Morgan State with a Electrical Engineering degree who wanted desperately to get in. But for some reason he kept failing his polygraph. I mean there is a waiting list, many, many interviews, background checks up the gazoo. Then after you get past all that, you still have to get through 6 months of Quantico. (US Marine Training base) And from what I've heard people have gotten all the way up to that point and not passed for not being able to land 25 shots to a target in the allotted time. Imagine getting that far and being told you are rejected because you missed 1 or two shots. You do get ONE other chance, but after that I've heard you are done. You probably can get a job within the Bureau, but only as support and not an agent.
Why is that?
How about Secret Service? I dated one of those guys, pretty serious dude.
Secret Service?? Please!! Their requirements are even tougher from what I've heard. You have to remember that these guys are protecting the Commander in Chief of the United States. I'm not sure if the physical requirements are the same, but I'm almost positive that the interviewing process, and background is waay more lenthy than the FBI's. I can't imagine what those guys have to go through to get accepted.
His occupation is of high demand within the government period.
Yes I had to go thru all sorts of rigorous tests to be accepted as a girlfriend!!
That job would be too hard. We haven't had a single president in my lifetime for whom I'd be willing to take a bullet.
Ain't that the truth.
I'm pretty sure that there are a "chosen" few who actually has the job of traveling everywhere with the President. I would not be surprised if the President himself picked the ones who actually are always with him. Then you have the ones who are always with the first lady, then the kids, then the many who just guard the White House.
You would do him?
Unless he was a complete asshole, yes. He would get done.
I have an uncle who is retired F.B.I. He told me he's glad he got out when he did. I guess you would say he's old school FBI, but one of his complaints was the hiring of new recruits and how the quality of FBI agent has gone down in recent years.
When you mentioned how that other user would probably get in before you based on his occupation, while you seem more qualified, I was just reminded of what my uncle said.
Damn, I never said I was Cytheria.
Damn you freaks did know who she was!!!!
There's a local chain of video stores here that just added tanning beds to almost all of their locations.
The part of California I live in is insanely beautiful, but everyone here is ing weird.
WTF who said I was a male stripper? They would take me because im a bad ass and would kick Zombie asses if it ever came down to it. There is this girl that thinks is my gf (dumb hahaha) and reads those Zombie survival guides and tells me about them. I think she really think zombies are real. If she wasn't hot and easy I would stop talking to her. Flo are you sure you want to get mixed up with the crazy girls that I know?
I did.
You're so re ed and secretive about your job that I made up my own story.
The club you work at is called Fancy Pants.
HAHAHA well there are a few in here that know what I do, but I like being all sneaky and secretive. if male strippers made as much as female strippers do I would ing do it. I really don't have any morals holding me back or anything. I on the other hand couldn't dance for a guy so maybe not. Shagia is in love with pee wee's balls as it is, I wouldn't want that fruit after me too.
I know what he does and it is VERY top secret; his code name is "El Grande".
wtf.........El Grande??? I told you its El Monstro!!
Hey you told me only I could call you that!!! Thanks alot!
Ha!! Hey I say a lot of things when people are shoving 20's in my pants. All of us male strippers are like that.
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