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Manu Ginobili doesn't teabag people...
he potato sacks them.
Sorry to get here so late. A few things worth mentioning:
-Britney Spears' new haircut started as an attempt to copy Manu's hair but quickly got out of hand.
-Peyton Manning was finally able to stop playing scared against the New England Patriots after head coach Tony Dungy set him straight on a very important fact. The media often compared the Spurs and Patriots because of parallels between the two teams' philosophies and successes, not because Manu Ginobili played for both teams.
-The elbow that Kobe Bryant was suspended for was actually due to Ginobili going to great lengths to create contact. At a precisely timed moment, Ginobili took a deep breath in through his nose and the incredible suction did the rest.
-Despite numerous complaints about his style of play the league has yet to do anything to Ginobili. The reason? Ginobili has warned David Stern that should any action be taken he will undergo a sex change operation, defect to the WNBA, and laugh as Stern's league folds in a matter of hours.
-Lots of people would like to think their doesn't stink, but in the case of Manu Ginobili it's true. His biggest source of income outside of basketball is selling his excrement to auto manufacturers to create what is commonly known as "that new car smell."
Manu Ginobili doesn't teabag people...
he potato sacks them.
Bro, Ditka could take MICHAEL JORDAN in dominos or a dunk contest...I'm pretty sure he would've found a way to plant Manu into the hardwood.
to prevent a decision by landslide, Manu Ginobili commanded the NBA to take his name out of the MVP race.
Bumpity bump bump bump
Manu Ginobili plays basketball exceptionally well on many different occasions.
goddam dwight howard is a monster.
*lol* what, this thread is back again?
If I had a body like Dwight Howard, I'd go to a KKK meeting and be like:
"What? What!! mother ers!? "
Just remember, he wasn't even in the All-Star game or chosen to be one of the injury replacements. I guess that means he's not one of the best 30 players in the league...
ha I watched the video recap. That one three at the Buzzer wasn't his usual type of three. He was just ON FIRE. He wasn't stationary, Kobe does those kind of threes. Not Manu.
If you're watching the game, you're watching Ginobili settling into a rhythm that is almost a pure, pristine lazer-guided offense.
Sometimes when he can't play that way, he turns into a border bandit with steals, blocks and an assortment of game stoppers happening too quickly to see until the slomo replay.
Oddly, MFin is now playing a bit like that. He was hot midearly in game but is playing decent D together along with Jacq, those steals tranalating into points.
As poor as their game has been, this good regular rhythm that the Spurs have now seem like, well, superb play, in contrast.
But they have to keep up their consistency and not be so complacent the first 5 minutes of every first period.
they put it up on the ESPN recap already.
http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/recap?gameId=270302024
I'm not sure if NBA has theirs up yet.
thanks. I don't know, I think Manu could make those shots regularly.
No prob.
Really? I never see him take them, most of the time he'd prefer to get the kick out from Tim or whoever, and take them when he's open enough and the defender is late. I've never seen him get so confident in his three-ball lit's a lot better I noticed this year than any other year.
he was like this last year vs. Dallas. If not for manu's 3s it would have been an embarrassing series for Spurs.
When Manu teaches children how to count, he doesn't say 1-2-3, he says, "3-6-9."
Does anyone have the link to that story where Manu laid down on a boken bridge so that the train carrying the Argentenian youth soccer team wouldn't fall into the ravine?
The mayor of Las Vegas forbid Manu from being invited to the all-star game because he'd bankrupt all the casinos in one night.
hopefully it keeps coming back until we get anoter ring!
When Manu is in a good mood, he allows teams to select their poison before they die.
"When you face a player like Ginobili you have to decide if you want him driving to the basket or pulling up and shooting behind screens," Magic coach Brian Hill said. "Tonight we wanted Ginobili shooting behind screens." Ginobili matched one franchise record with five 3-pointers in the third quarter and another with six total in the second half.
jajaja
This thread will go to "Classic Threads" when Manu says it is ready.
Manu is not really a 6th Man. He just gives the opposing team's players a few minutes head start.
It was a conspiracy. Stern was afraid of what would happen if Manu put on a one man show:Just remember, he wasn't even in the All-Star game or chosen to be one of the injury replacements. I guess that means he's not one of the best 30 players in the league...
Manu steals the ball and rifles a pass to Manu streaking downcourt. Manu passes to Manu who dribbles between his legs, causing two defenders to fall down. Manu gives a perfect pass to Manu who reverse dunks over Ben Wallace and Dwight Howard. He's fouled and makes the FT. ....well, you can see what this would do to the NBA.
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