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Gist has never been a pimp, but that's never stopped him from slapping people.
those wnba players in the brawl were fighting over GIST left nut
Gist has never been a pimp, but that's never stopped him from slapping people.
Gist is a doctor and plays one on TV.
Like an alligator, James Gist can fully digest a turtle s !
James Gist is always on top during sex because James Gist never
s up.
James Gist can slam revolving doors.
A pound of Gist weighs more than a pound of feathers... always.
The IRS contacted James Gist and asked if HE would audit THEM!
Women pay James Gist a "stud fee"
Gist + Spurs = YES
Gist farted once while he was in Hiroshima...and the rest is history.
Lance Armstrong didn't use drugs to win 7 consecutive Tour De France races. In fact it wasn't Armstong at all - James Gist ultimate CIA
GIST = Gist Is Super Terrific!!!!
Gist will get Eva as a signing bonus
James Gist, got his wife pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious, 16 oz. steak. The afterbirth was sauteed mushrooms.
wtf
On that note...
James Gist will eat a homeless person if ya dare him!
props to tiggole bitties for helping my sig:
_______________"Bring out the Gist."
______________________________________________"But the Gist is sleeping."
"Well, I guess you're gonna have to wake him up now, won't you?"
"oohh lala, poor bas s"........."They had no idea"....."What a massacre, I can't watch"
Well played
When Freddy Krueger goes to sleep at night (or in someone else's dream), he has nightmares about James Gist.
James Gist shot the sheriff....shortly after that, he also shot the deputy. That James Gist is one cold mother f....
James Gist moving from Maryland to Texas is the true reason why the Civil War was fought in 1861.
Did I ever tell you about the time James Gist took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Gist takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Gist yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'
James Gist's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident!
He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
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