waste not want not.
Lite on the salt, heavy on the protein please. But more so, it's the spots that concern me.
waste not want not.
I can't stand it when I'm taking a piss and there's a dude taking a at the same time.
They always wait until you flush so they can and fart as much as possible in the 5 seconds of loudness the flush creates.
It never works. I can always hear all your and I will always laugh my ass off.
Girls do the same thing, just fyi.
I found this on craigslist
That's no woman, that's a looking to get is jolliesI AM A HAPPILY MARRIED WOMAN WHO IS LOOKING FOR A FRIEND TO CORRESPOND WITH ON A REGUALR BASIS. I AM NOT LOOKING TO MEET OR HANG OUT OR HOOK UP. I WOULD LIKE SOMEONE WHO IS WILLING TO GET TO KNOW ME. YOU CAN BE SINGLE, IN A RELATIONSHIP OR MARRIED IT DOESN'T MATTER. MY ONLY REQUEST IS THAT YOU HOLD AN INTELLECUAL CONFERSATION AND BE OPEN TO A MORE RISKE’ EMAIL OR TWO.
NOW ABOUT ME..... I AM 27 MARRIED TO A WONDERFUL MAN WHO IS AN AMAZING PERSON. I AM IN LOVE WITH ALL THINGS HALLOWEEN AND HAVE A SICK AND TWISTED SENSE OF HUMOR. I HAVE A SERIOUS FETISH FOR SEXY SHOES AND UNIFORMED MEN... NOW TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOU.
" INTELLECUAL CONFERSATION"
that's weird. i actually over do it if i'm on the throne and someone comes in. i always try and make the innocent bystander laugh. you should try it. oh and while we're on the subject of restroom etiquette, i don't understand the "Courtesty flush" theory. ok i know it stinks, but you're a damn restroom. it ain't the coat room. plus think about when you're sitting down and you flush. you can practically clean a driveway with the amount of force that the toilet has. think of the contents left by you and others as it's blown up as you courtesy flush. i'd rather live with the stink.
I really mess with them and when I drop some bombs I start to cry and say "ow ow ow" "oh god help!"
You guys just spend waaaay too much time planning and carrying out your bowel movements!
we don't have a convoy with us like women do
man. that's a new one.
My body is on a schedule
so... a girl asked me for my email address in my last class to "exchange notes".
is this the new age equivalent of getting her number? or am i over reading it and she just wants to exchange notes.
she's hot fwiw.
i'd use my newly pointed out bitterness to tell you to go to , but i shall refrain and contemplate how to get me a piece of ass. consider yourself lucky. you no good wench.
by hot i mean she has an ok face and AAA rated boobs.
Do you type your notes? If so it depends. If she continues to contact you or facebook you, myspace you, or even ask for your number to "study" then proceed with caution, she wants to get in your pants. If you write them, then it may have been an equivalent. She could have just made some copies of them.
man, AAA rated boobs? i don't even rate mine. justor
I don't even want to know how jman rated mine after the first gtg.
oh we know
i rated them DD
damnit. I wanted to go to sonic to get a drink, but it's past 4.
i type my notes... everything is in my laptop.
and proceeding with caution... if she wants to get in my pants ill let her.
whatever. When she tells you off don't tell me because I said that.
i think the DD happy hour is 24 hours a day.damnit. I wanted to go to sonic to get a drink, but it's past 4.
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