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i heard from elpimpo, he's fine
he got some old dude who has night terrors as a cellmate
yeah, he had his cellmate do it with a rusty fork
i heard from elpimpo, he's fine
he got some old dude who has night terrors as a cellmate
Two guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and pursuade them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one,
"How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd guy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, 'This is your asshole before prison...."
Supposedly he is going to get a tattoo of himself when he was a baby, on his arm.
Dammit I was planning on getting the same tattoo. It will be gay if we both have identical tattoos.
similear to the cellmate you had right mookie? back when you were on lockdwon in 02. or was that 03?
You are such liars, mon. I got a letter from papa this afternoon. He says it's not as bad as in a maximum security prison or anything and its certainly no Oz.
He's doing okay. He'll be out soon.
I gotta go. Mom's giving me flack 'bout carrying around my nine millimeter.
in their agesimilear to the cellmate you had right mookie? back when you were on lockdwon in 02. or was that 03?
mine was deaf and thought I was a doctor of american sign language ( I am only a certified ASL Master)
young elpimpo<circus charlie IV
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solid gold, baby
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