How the does he do it????????
I almost pulled a TIMVP with my drink ... close call
is that the artist that does the staircases that go in a bunch of dimensions?
Have you guys seen the movie 'Light It Up'? I watched it today and I cried like ten times.
Ziggy had pretty eyes.
Life was kinda hectic and I was having trouble sleeping
I was going crazy and I had to get away
I loaded up my pickup for a Mexican vacation
I didn't know the language but I quickly learned to say
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
I kept right on driving until I hit the ocean
Found a small cantina down ol' Monterrey way
Met up with a girl down there but she did not speak any English
I probably coulda had her too, but all I knew how to say was
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Woke up the next morning and I knew I was in trouble
I was extremely naked lying face down in the sand
Stumbled to me feet, started looking for my old pickup
I would've asked for help, but all I knew how to say was
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
So if your life is hectic and your having trouble sleeping
Think your going crazy and you got to get away
The thought has crossed your mind about headin' out for the border
Let me tell you something boy, all you need to know how to say is
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
Dame otra tequila, senorita bonita. I really need it now.
Did I already say I have a headache and my ears hurt? Why do adults get ear aches? WTF?
... something, something... no tengo dinero, caballero. So can we work it out?
I was running earlier at the park and I saw this couple laying down on the grass making out, and I stared.
Hahahahaha, no I kid.
I was disturbed cuz there were children around.
I saw a mouse at work last summer, it died a slow and painful poison filled death. The owner had to come and sweep it up for me. The only thing holding me together was the chance that Beno would come in and get some doughnuts.![]()
sorry about that ... it didn't get much farther than that, I promise.
When I was little, my dad had set a mouse trap once, and it caught a baby mouse and I cried cuz it was dead.
It was just so cute.
My cats caught a mouse once in our old house. My mom stood on the couch and screamed at them all day.
I had a pet hamster when I was little. I forgot what I named it.
Is this the type of people you have occupying your forum?!? I'm here 10 minutes and a girl is already pming me asking me to ink on her. What kind of perverts post here?
And I had a rabbit when I was a baby, but I don't remember it.
When I was 4 I had a chihuahua named Pepper. One day it got into our neigbors garden and she poured hot grease on him and killed him.
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