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  1. #276
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I almost pulled a TIMVP with my drink ... close call
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    Regia TOP-CHERRY's Avatar
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    How the does he do it????????
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  3. #278
    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    is that the artist that does the staircases that go in a bunch of dimensions?
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  4. #279
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    Look, you can't even see the water.

    gasp
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    Oops. I forgot to post the picture.

    haha

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    Have you guys seen the movie 'Light It Up'? I watched it today and I cried like ten times.

    Ziggy had pretty eyes.
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    Eat More Chips AlamoSpursFan's Avatar
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    Life was kinda hectic and I was having trouble sleeping
    I was going crazy and I had to get away
    I loaded up my pickup for a Mexican vacation
    I didn't know the language but I quickly learned to say


    Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
    Una mas cervesa por favor senorita


    I kept right on driving until I hit the ocean
    Found a small cantina down ol' Monterrey way
    Met up with a girl down there but she did not speak any English
    I probably coulda had her too, but all I knew how to say was

    Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
    Una mas cervesa por favor senorita

    Woke up the next morning and I knew I was in trouble
    I was extremely naked lying face down in the sand
    Stumbled to me feet, started looking for my old pickup
    I would've asked for help, but all I knew how to say was

    Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
    Una mas cervesa por favor senorita

    So if your life is hectic and your having trouble sleeping
    Think your going crazy and you got to get away
    The thought has crossed your mind about headin' out for the border
    Let me tell you something boy, all you need to know how to say is

    Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
    Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
    Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
    Una mas cervesa por favor senorita
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    Dame otra tequila, senorita bonita. I really need it now.
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    Did I already say I have a headache and my ears hurt? Why do adults get ear aches? WTF?
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    ... something, something... no tengo dinero, caballero. So can we work it out?
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    I was running earlier at the park and I saw this couple laying down on the grass making out, and I stared.

    Hahahahaha, no I kid.

    I was disturbed cuz there were children around.
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    And I saw a mouse.
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    And it stared at me.
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    And it was pretty.
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    And I saw a mouse.

    I saw a mouse at work last summer, it died a slow and painful poison filled death. The owner had to come and sweep it up for me. The only thing holding me together was the chance that Beno would come in and get some doughnuts.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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    I was running earlier at the park and I saw this couple laying down on the grass making out
    sorry about that ... it didn't get much farther than that, I promise.
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    When I was little, my dad had set a mouse trap once, and it caught a baby mouse and I cried cuz it was dead.

    It was just so cute.
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    My cats caught a mouse once in our old house. My mom stood on the couch and screamed at them all day.
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    I had a pet hamster when I was little. I forgot what I named it.
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    Inking on hoes since '94 Squid's Avatar
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    Hey Squid. I was thinking it might be kind of hot if you inked on me. I love getting pissed on so a squid ink shower would turn me on so much. Let me know what you think.

    Is this the type of people you have occupying your forum?!? I'm here 10 minutes and a girl is already pming me asking me to ink on her. What kind of perverts post here?
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    Regia TOP-CHERRY's Avatar
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    And I had a rabbit when I was a baby, but I don't remember it.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    When I was 4 I had a chihuahua named Pepper. One day it got into our neigbors garden and she poured hot grease on him and killed him.
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    These aren't the droids you're looking for jman3000's Avatar
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