Mavs @ Warriors thread

[LEONARD]

Uh oh... don't tell Findog... Stack NEVER makes a mistake in his mind....

I haven't read every thread here, but wasn't the discussion about Stack being a "cancer" yesterday?? Not about making b-ball mistakes??

[Nashfan]

Why read his posts when we can all read what most everyone agrees is the single worst, most unfunny post in the history of this board, courtesy of you -

You have no sense of humor. I guess you consider it funny to make fun of Wades injury instead. My post was to make light of all the bragging Mav fans do on this site, nothing more than that.

[Nashfan]

PONKY...

While I appreciate your some of your basketball points, do you always have to get into arguments with one or more posters everyday? Basketball arguments are fine but It seems that every other thread has you and another (Sun or Spur) poster exchanging insults (or similar) for several pages long. It really makes it difficult to catch up on reading the threads when you have to sort thru all the crap. You make good basketball arguments most of the time so why can't you leave it at that? Other posters are allowed to disagree with you ya know

[Findog]

Uh oh... don't tell Findog... Stack NEVER makes a mistake in his mind....

Yeah, that Dirk Nowitzki guy had a bad game last night too. The Mavericks should cut his lanky white ass.

[Findog]

I haven't read every thread here, but wasn't the discussion about Stack being a "cancer" yesterday?? Not about making b-ball mistakes??

According to Herpes, Stackhouse is the worst ing player in the history of the game and is lucky to have an NBA roster spot because he took a bad shot in the closing moments of Game 1 against the Spurs last year. Using that ephemeral logic, let's release that cancer Dirk for his 3 for 11 shooting last nite and mouthing off to the refs from the bench after AJ pulled his sucky ass.

[monosylab1k]

You have no sense of humor.

And apparently neither does anybody else on earth, seeing how zero people found your post at all amusing.

[RonMexico]

According to Herpes, Stackhouse is the worst ing player in the history of the game and is lucky to have an NBA roster spot because he took a bad shot in the closing moments of Game 1 against the Spurs last year. Using that ephemeral logic, let's release that cancer Dirk for his 3 for 11 shooting last nite and mouthing off to the refs from the bench after AJ pulled his sucky ass.

I fully support that... then he'll be free to move back to Germany and write the accompanying memoir to John Amaechi's about his relationship with David Hasselhoff.

[RonMexico]

Nashfan, you are a ing moron. After reading a few of your posts from time to time, I actually have come to appreciate RonMexico, and dont consider him a total- ing-re anymore. Now, hes just a ing re .

I knew you'd come around...

[Fillmoe]

ponky argues way too much.... she just needs to admit that her team sucks in the playoffs and get over it

[Shank]

ponky argues way too much.... she just needs to admit that her team sucks in the playoffs and get over it

Ok.

[Nashfan]

And apparently neither does anybody else on earth, seeing how zero people found your post at all amusing.

I think you need to read the original thread again. There were more than zero people who found it funny. Lighten up would you! You are so anal retentive!

[mavs>spurs2]

ponky argues way too much.... she just needs to admit that her team sucks in the playoffs and get over it

Yea the kings would destroy us in the playoffs....

[monosylab1k]

I think you need to read the original thread again. There were more than zero people who found it funny. Lighten up would you! You are so anal retentative!

I just reread it. Here's a snippet of reviews from that thread regarding your "humor"...

*yawn*

sloppy nash has something to say about bowel moments.

I'd take it alot better if it was actually funny.

"The Mavericks are poopy-pants fart-heads! LOL"

Just a little more effort would be nice, that's all.

lol, little suns fan feeling neglected now that the mavs and spurs are garnering most of the attention these days

...it was about as creative as one would have expected from someone with the ultrageneric username 'nashfan.'

Is it jealousy that keeps these threads coming, it must be. I guess it must be hard to be a Suns fan and to think your team has a good chance every year just to get steamrolled by a better team. Smallball always works untill the playoffs

Where's the "quietly exiting this thread" emoticon when you need it?

And of course, the mother of all comments...

I'm nearly speechless. This is almost painful to read.

I mean, some childish insults have an ironically humorous appeal. They may be SO bad, that they're actually funny. Other times, they may at least carry an edginess or some unique shock value.

This line, which I can only assume you premeditated and read before (and after) posting, has none of these qualities. It makes no sense, yet it is not nonsensical enough to be funny. It is an empty s of a line, devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever.

I can only imagine what your fellow Suns fans were thinking when they saw one of their own fail this miserably at communicating a thought. As a fellow human, I'm embarrassed that one of our own managed to complete a thought process that lead to the posting of such an inane sentence.

No amount of crickets or awkward silence could possibly communicate what an absolute failure of a post this was. You should seriously, seriously reflect on what brought you to a point in your existence where you would produce such a lifeless collection of words.

...and the fallout from this...

Well said

Post of the week

WOW. A perfect post.

I only humbly add that it's flat-out awesome that the original post came with the ROFL smiley in an attempt to reinforce the sheer hilarity of the comment, but that's just my two cents on top of your million-dollar retort. Bravo, sir.

Making fun of the Mavericks is great. Doing it in the godawful manner that you did, in which everyone responded with disbelief at it's stupidity, apparently isn't so great, even for people who hate the Mavericks and their fans.

And I'm not claiming to be a funny guy (that's already been brought into question)....but the vast majority don't appear to think that you are either.

I really don't think you can bring anybody else's intelligence into question when you came up with that bit of idiocy.

btw, what's "retentative"? when you hesitate twice?

[stretch]

I think you need to read the original thread again. There were more than zero people who found it funny. Lighten up would you! You are so anal retentative!

GET THE OUT

[Nashfan]

I just reread it. Here's a snippet of reviews from that thread regarding your "humor"...



Oh excuse me if I don't happen to agree with you on much of anything! Guess we will have to agree to disagree. Are you related to Ponky? Both you and Ponky seem to be the spelling police lately. Guess you are far better at everything, right?












And of course, the mother of all comments...




...and the fallout from this...









Making fun of the Mavericks is great. Doing it in the godawful manner that you did, in which everyone responded with disbelief at it's stupidity, apparently isn't so great, even for people who hate the Mavericks and their fans.

And I'm not claiming to be a funny guy (that's already been brought into question)....but the vast majority don't appear to think that you are either.

I really don't think you can bring anybody else's intelligence into question when you came up with that bit of idiocy.

btw, what's "retentative"? when you hesistate twice?

[stretch]

Awesome reply, lick.

[Nashfan]

GET THE OUT

Why should I get out? Do you happen to own this message board? I think Kori owns it. Just because you don't agree with everything I post doesn't mean you are correct all the time with your posts. Just put me on ignore if you can't stand my posts.

[monosylab1k]

Guess you are far better at everything, right?

Evidently better than you at figuring out how to post a message properly. For everything else, who knows.

[Nashfan]

Awesome reply, lick.

Your command of the English language is just amazing!

[stretch]

Why should I get out? Do you happen to own this message board? I think Kori owns it. Just because you don't agree with everything I post doesn't mean you are correct all the time with your posts. Just put me on ignore if you can't stand my posts.

Because you are a waste of space on this board. Your contributions amounts to a piece of Mark Madsens . Every post of yours is endless nonsense.

Die. and get the out.

[Nashfan]

Evidently better than you at figuring out how to post a message properly. For everything else, who knows.

Now you are the message police? Wow, you have two amazing jobs! Must be fun being you.

[Nashfan]

Because you are a waste of space on this board. Your contributions amounts to a piece of Mark Madsens . Every post of yours is endless nonsense.

Die. and get the out.

Oh wow, you just wounded me! You seem to have anger management problems, maybe you should see someone about this.

[monosylab1k]

Now you are the message police? Wow, you have two amazing jobs! Must be fun being you.

Did you see what you posted? That's what I referred to.

It's been fun, Nashfan. I'll be back the next time you post a thread about the bowel movements of NBA players, which will no doubt be sometime in the next 15 minutes.

[Nashfan]

Did you see what you posted? That's what I referred to.

It's been fun, Nashfan. I'll be back the next time you post a thread about the bowel movements of NBA players, which will no doubt be sometime in the next 15 minutes.

Yes, I saw what I posted. Excuse me if I did not go farther down on your post to reply. You Mav fans sure can't take a joke but you can make fun of other people can't you?

[stretch]

Yes, I saw what I posted. Excuse me if I did not go farther down on your post to reply. You Mav fans sure can't take a joke but you can make fun of other people can't you?

No. We can take jokes. But the you post is simply mindboggling non-sense.