Free Quattro Razor (5)

[Silver21_Black20]

I think they just so happened to be flying too low. The bird that ran into my car was following another bird.

[Trainwreck2100]

murderer

[Silver21_Black20]

Woo Hoo! Liquor lady is here.

[Silver21_Black20]

I got a bottle of Champagne.

I've never had Champagne.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

You should pour it all over yourself.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

And move in slow motion.

[Johnny_Blaze_47]

I need a haircut.

To Roosters!

[Trainwreck2100]

I'm in hungry, and I wanted Ding How for lunch, I have been pwned

[leemajors]

I got a bottle of Champagne.

I've never had Champagne.

if it's good stuff, it's a treat. cheap stuff gets turned into momos.

[Silver21_Black20]

if it's good stuff, it's a treat. cheap stuff gets turned into momos.

I don't remember what brand it is, I put it in the fridge here at work. I'll post what kind it is later when I get home but I'm sure it isn't worth more than $10.

[MoSpur]

I hate being stuck at work when the weather is like this today

[angel_luv]

The sun just started to really shine here- maybe it will help me feel less grumpy.

I don't like Mean Me.

[angel_luv]

I brought a strawberry fruit roll up to work today as a snack. Just opened it.
Who on earth thought it was a good idea to put a tattoo on candy?

[MoSpur]

Fruit Roll Ups are good.

[Silver21_Black20]

I haven't had a Fruit Roll Up in years.

[MoSpur]

I had like two boxes full of them like last month. I finished them all by myself.

[angel_luv]

I had like two boxes full of them like last month. I finished them all by myself.

This is my second box in two weeks. I only like the strawberry flavor.

[MoSpur]

Fruit Roll Ups and those sour cherries are my favorites.

[leemajors]

I don't remember what brand it is, I put it in the fridge here at work. I'll post what kind it is later when I get home but I'm sure it isn't worth more than $10.

my wife gets a little upset with me when i buy the $30-50 dollar bottles, right up until when she has a glass or two. she also doesn't like it when i buy the 1.5L bottles of the cheap stuff, but a few momos calms her.

[midgetonadonkey]

Sunshine
Shining down
We gonna take a little walk around the woods....

[midgetonadonkey]

I want a pet penguin. I will keep him in my freezer.

[midgetonadonkey]

It will make him feel at home.

[midgetonadonkey]

But then I'd have penguin next to my Leggos.

[midgetonadonkey]

I don't know how I feel about that.

[Jaime Escalante]

You burros need to get off your asses and learn math, que no?!?