I'll alert the mechanics.
Oh. Too bad for SilBlack, then.
I'll alert the mechanics.
Wait . . . angel was doing tricks?It is a conspiracy by Time Warner I tell you.
My internet was dead for an hour. I gave it about ten minutes to come on before I started doing all the refresh tricks they teach ya.
Nothing work so I had to call the national help desk.
They transferred me to the local office who kept me on hold for 40 minutes.
The guy had me re start my computer, yet again, and all the sudden my internet is working perfectly, like I am crazy to be calling.
Now that's service.
moderately ugly but skinny chicks in bikinis with hoochie sunglasses = good times.
not for that kid in thevan
Is that kid driving?
I drove a van when I was that age.
I lost my virginity in a van.
Go home.
I need a beer.
A 40 of Olde E would be nice right now.
With a couple of barbacoa taquitos.
Breakfast of champions.
I was at a bar once by my house and I had a guy ask me if I knew where I could score some bacon. I was like, "bacon?" And he rubbed his nose and said, "Yeah man, bacon. You know. Breakfast of champions." That was the first time I heard someone call coke bacon.
Good times at Murphy's.
The other night my friend vomitted in the sink at Tiffany's Billiards. He was drunk.
I was laughing at him and calling him a pussy the whole time.
One of these days I'm going to go treasure hunting.
like the Goonies?
When did midget get a job as an airline pilot?
http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/04/07/swe...lot/index.html
haha I wish I was a pilot. I think that's the only job where it's ok to get drunk at work.
My hands smell like corn tortillas.
I prepared king ranch casserole. It is in the fridge, all I have to do is throw it in the oven.
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