Free Quattro Razor (9)

[peewee's lovechild]

I would hit it with a rolled up newspaper everytime it tried to bite me.

[peewee's lovechild]

"NO!!!"
**smack**

"NOOOO, NOOOOOOO!!!"
**smack, smack, smack**

"BAD COBRA!"

[to21]

I used to have a white Cobra.

Traded it in for my Tahoe I have now.

Big mistake.

[CuckingFunt]

I can't decide if I should celebrate my decision to skip my first class by masturbating, or by going back to sleep.

Maybe a combination of the two?

[CuckingFunt]

I could always be a good girl and use the extra time to get ahead on homework.

[to21]

I would try masturbating till you go to sleep.

[peewee's lovechild]

Masturbation is god's way of keeping us from getting bored.

[peewee's lovechild]

I wonder if Jesus ever masturbated.

[CuckingFunt]

I wonder if Jesus ever masturbated.

Harriest palms ever.

[peewee's lovechild]

"Hmmmmm, I wonder what all this fuss about the penis is??"

"Oh . . . oh . . . oh, yea."

"I gotta remember to thank dad for this."

[to21]

Once I masturbated so many times that my spit powder.

I was trying to "load up" before my girl showed up.

[CuckingFunt]

I still think youtube is pure awesomeness.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8oMlg1jal7c

[peewee's lovechild]

Once I masturbated so many times that my spit powder.

I was trying to "load up" before my girl showed up.

But, that's not "loading up", that's "loading out".

Not a good choice.

[CuckingFunt]

Once I masturbated so many times that my spit powder.

I was trying to "load up" before my girl showed up.

That seems awfully counterintuitive.

[to21]

But, that's not "loading up", that's "loading out".

Not a good choice.

"load up" as in getting ready for an all nighter.

It didn't work, she felt good. She would soak the bed just by me bitting her nips.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac's "The Dance", and it has been brought to my attetion by a certain co-worker that, quite basically, I'm a got.

[peewee's lovechild]

The Mac is one of my guilty pleasures.

But, I fail to see how it makes me gay.

[CuckingFunt]

I'm listening to Fleetwood Mac's "The Dance", and it has been brought to my attetion by a certain co-worker that, quite basically, I'm a got.

Oh, that silly midget.

[peewee's lovechild]

So, is The Funt masturbating yet??

[peewee's lovechild]

I hope she screams "Oh, Holy Jesus!!!!!!!!" when she s.

[CuckingFunt]

So, is The Funt masturbating yet??

She ain't sleeping.

[CuckingFunt]

I hope she screams "Oh, Holy Jesus!!!!!!!!" when she s.

I'm not much of a screamer.

[peewee's lovechild]

I'm not much of a screamer.

This disappoints.

[mrsmaalox]

There you go Peewee! It was tough to get a good angle, but I will keep trying

[peewee's lovechild]

There you go Peewee! It was tough to get a good angle, but I will keep trying

All I got were two blank messages.

This has been a disappointing morning.