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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    How do salmon if they are constantly jumping upstream?
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    Hey Jekka, how goes it??
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    Wow. That reply was so unexpected that it is actually pretty funny. you ashbeeigh for making me chuckle.
    Does the fact that ashbeeigh's making Midge chuckle made ME chuckle mean that I, too, was made to laugh by ashbeeigh?

    If so...

    Well... slap me green and call me Gumby. I'm officially flabberghasted.
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    midgetonadonkey, CuckingFunt, Jekka

    Hey Jekka, how goes it??
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    How do salmon if they are constantly jumping upstream?
    That's what I'm going to find out. But I can already tell you that Bonobo monkeys have open sexual relations.
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    You travel a lot ashbeeigh. Can you put me in your suitcase so I can go too?
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    Aww don't be that I didn't ask you how you are doing. I know CuckingFunt is always alright.
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    midgetonadonkey, CuckingFunt, Jekka

    Hey Jekka, how goes it??
    It goes okay. How goes it for you? Find beer money yet?
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    You travel a lot ashbeeigh. Can you put me in your suitcase so I can go too?
    Hahahaha. I actually don't. That was the first time i've ever been outside the country earlier in the month and I probably won't be going to Norway because I don't have the money. It just sounds fun to say I'm studying the mating habits of salmon. I could also talk about the sexual excitement of Japanese Quail. Those guys are crazy ass mofos.
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    I know CuckingFunt is always alright.
    Either that, or I'm really good at faking it.
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    Hahahaha. I actually don't. That was the first time i've ever been outside the country earlier in the month and I probably won't be going to Norway because I don't have the money. It just sounds fun to say I'm studying the mating habits of salmon. I could also talk about the sexual excitement of Japanese Quail. Those guys are crazy ass mofos.
    Damn...I tried.

    Are there any Law Enforcement jobs up in Seguin, that you know of, ashbeeigh? I'd be willing to move.
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    Too weird to live, and too rare to die. midgetonadonkey's Avatar
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    It goes okay. How goes it for you? Find beer money yet?
    I found enough for the night but I'm searching for tomorrow night. How is school? Are there any library services that I can provide for you??
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    Damn...I tried.

    Are there any Law Enforcement jobs up in Seguin, that you know of, ashbeeigh? I'd be willing to move.
    UTSA has an opening for a police cadet and a police officer II/III. Go to utsa.edu and the quick links and jobs. Search staff positions and you will see those. Apply for them. A job is a job.
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    Damn...I tried.

    Are there any Law Enforcement jobs up in Seguin, that you know of, ashbeeigh? I'd be willing to move.
    Outside of TLU, and the the occassional tidbit of gossip from the DA (who teaches a class), I don't know anything about Seguin. And dom't get anywhere close to Seguin, it smells like chicken.
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    And dom't get anywhere close to Seguin, it smells like chicken.
    ing racist.
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    UTSA has an opening for a police cadet and a police officer II/III. Go to utsa.edu and the quick links and jobs. Search staff positions and you will see those. Apply for them. A job is a job.
    If I'm not mistaken, I think there training is 3 months in Austin.
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    I found enough for the night but I'm searching for tomorrow night. How is school? Are there any library services that I can provide for you??
    School sucks ass, I'm just trying to make it to the end. We should get sloshed at campus one day before I go to class. I think both of our days would be better that way.
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    If I'm not mistaken, I think there training is 3 months in Austin.
    So? You can't take three months in town? Are you phobic or what?
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    School sucks ass, I'm just trying to make it to the end. We should get sloshed at campus one day before I go to class. I think both of our days would be better that way.
    Just name the day and I'm down. I love being drunk at work.
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    So? You can't take three months in town? Are you phobic or what?
    Dude, shut the up!
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    haha I'm just curious. What do you have against being in Austin for a while? It's a ing check. Sometimes people have to do ty things for money. Asi es la vida.
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    haha I'm just curious. What do you have against being in Austin for a while? It's a ing check. Sometimes people have to do ty things for money. Asi es la vida.
    I don't have anything against being in Austin, I just don't think I'd be able to afford it.
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    Just name the day and I'm down. I love being drunk at work.
    Sweet It will involve drinking before noon seeing as how my first class is at 12:30, but I'm assuming that won't bother you.
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    I don't have anything against being in Austin, I just don't think I'd be able to afford it.
    You need to spend money to make money. That's what Donald Trump once told me at a real estate workshop I went to in the Bronx.
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    Sweet It will involve drinking before noon seeing as how my first class is at 12:30, but I'm assuming that won't bother you.
    no. Drinking before noon is a good thing. Who wants to be sober all day??

    Seriously, just come by the library Wednesday-Saturday and we can drink.
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