There's still communism in Cuba.
I would've gotten drunk with Gorbechov and pissed on his birthmark.
There's still communism in Cuba.
I might go there.
I would be fun to drink with Fidel.
But, I don't think he drinks Shiner Bock . . . and that bothers me.
In Soviet Russia, s you.
I don't know why, but I just pictured Midge getting ed by Captain Sulu.
Fidel drinks nothing but Corona Light. That's what I heard on Entertainment Tonight.
Did it turn you on?
Midge tried to say "Oh, my!" but Sulu got pissed and punched him in the nuts as he continued to bore his manhood into Midge's ass.
I was jacking off to Japanese porn at the time, so yea . . . it kinda did.
In Soviet Russia, nuts punch you.
I like watching Jap porn.
Sulu was ing Midge to "Chocolate Rain".
Such a sweet love making song.
I wonder if Yakov can do the Sulu Dance.
Chocolate Rain is a brilliant song.
Not as good as this one though...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU
Suddenly, I've remembered the time a 14 year old in Mexico.
It was liberating.
You ed a 14 year old in Mexico?
Lucky.
Her name was Maria Lourdes Margarita de los Santos Valeria de las Lagrimas Garcia Martinez Villalobos Castellanos Johnson.
Funny thing is, she's my niece.
Not lucky.
It was a matter of having an extra 7 dollars.
Damn this dude says Chocolate Rain a lot during this song.
Yea, I now . . . she had a picture of her giving you a blow job.
Funny thing is, she's my niece.
That was a pretty small , but yours wasn't all that bad.
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