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[ORION]

man this is funny. He is only in here when you are

[midgetonadonkey]

Oh praise Jesus!! Orion can read my posts. I'm not on ignore.

[ORION]

Oh praise Jesus!! Orion can read my posts. I'm not on ignore.

I feel the same way when I post. I think everyone is ignoring us. Maybe we are not as funny as we think

[Silver21_Black20]

I'm just in this thread for one person.......1Billups1.

[midgetonadonkey]

I feel the same way when I post. I think everyone is ignoring us. Maybe we are not as funny as we think

Impossible. I'm actually funnier than I think I am.

[ORION]

Impossible. I'm actually funnier than I think I am.

Me too , I'm funnier when I'm naked. They just can't stop laughing

[midgetonadonkey]

Is it true that you spend 1/43rd of your life either naked or in the process of becoming naked?

[ORION]

Is it true that you spend 1/43rd of your life either naked or in the process of becoming naked?

I'd say more. I mean 100% of the time I'm naked under my clothes. Being naked is a good ice breaker. If you meet a chick and get naked in front of her then that will open the door

[midgetonadonkey]

I'd say more. I mean 100% of the time I'm naked under my clothes. Being naked is a good ice breaker. If you meet a chick and get naked in front of her then that will open the door

I've tried that. The chicks usually can't stop laughing at my disproportioned penis to belly ratio.

[ORION]

I've tried that. The chicks usually can't stop laughing at my disproportioned penis to belly ratio.

Lay on your back then or better yet punch the girl and knock her out or even better give her a drink and crush up about 20 xanax and she will not remember a thing

[Silver21_Black20]

Do you still have a beard, midge?

[midgetonadonkey]

Lay on your back then or better yet punch the girl and knock her out or even better give her a drink and crush up about 20 xanax and she will not remember a thing

That is sound advice, however, would it be possible for me to subsitute the xanax for 20 Flintstone's vitamins? I'm saving the xanax for a special occasion.

[ORION]

Do you still have a beard, midge?

I shave once a week. I'm not that hairy.

[midgetonadonkey]

Do you still have a beard, midge?

Yes I do. The fuller it gets the closer I come to achieving my dream of looking like Paul Bunyon.

[ORION]

That is sound advice, however, would it be possible for me to subsitute the xanax for 20 Flintstone's vitamins? I'm saving the xanax for a special occasion.

thats cool. The extra vitamin E will make her hair stronger and it won't rip out we you grab her by her hair. Don't save it , share it

[ORION]

Yes I do. The fuller it gets the closer I come to achieving my dream of looking like Paul Bunyon.

or Fidel Castro

[Silver21_Black20]

Yes I do. The fuller it gets the closer I come to achieving my dream of looking like Paul Bunyon.

I thought your dream was to look like Burt Reynolds?

[midgetonadonkey]

I thought your dream was to look like Burt Reynolds?

No, I look like Burt Reynolds now but I want to look like Paul Bunyon.

[ORION]

I shaved a lighting bolt into my pubes. So its like I'm zapping the vagina. kaboom kaboom

[midgetonadonkey]

I shaved a lighting bolt into my pubes. So its like I'm zapping the vagina. kaboom kaboom

[ORION]

No, I look like Burt Reynolds now but I want to look like Paul Bunyon.

I always wanted to see Loni Anderson's boobs and chrissy snows

[midgetonadonkey]

I once masturbated to an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.

[ORION]

I once masturbated to an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.

Oh I loved that show. I also wanted to see dolly parton's and Charo's

[midgetonadonkey]

I bet half of Dolly Parton's ty is nipple. With 's that big her areola must be the size of a pancake.

[ORION]

I bet half of Dolly Parton's ty is nipple. With 's that big her areola must be the size of a pancake.

I'd rub my syrup on those pancakes. If I had super powers I'd have either X-ray vision, invisiblity or the ability to stop time